Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Nov 19– “Morte D’Arthur” by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1912)

 The Poem

Nov 19– “Morte D’Arthur” by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1912)

Summary: It takes Sir Bedivere three tries to chuck Excalibur back into the lake.

Commentary: I'm going to be honest, as soon as Bedivere showed up I lost the ability to take this poem seriously and just thought about Monty Python quotes.

It is a good poem though. Stuff happens, the poetic language is played up in places where it fits and down in places where it doesn't. And, as is hypothetically the point of this whole exercise, I learned something. When Arthur finally dies (he's not dead yet from a head wound for most of the poem) he's put on a boat with three queens. They are apparently (I think it comes from Malory) Morgan le Fay, an unnamed queen of Northgalis (Northern Wales), and maybe the Lady in the Lake or maybe a Queen of the Wastelands. I'm seeing both listed in various places, and the version of Malory I can find doesn't explicitly identify them.


Monday, November 18, 2024

Nov 18– From "Wilhelm Tell" by Johann Christopher Friedrich Von Schiller (1804) translated by Sir Theodore Martin, K.C.B., LL.D

 The sketch

Nov 18– From Wilhelm Tell by Johann Christopher Friedrich Von Schiller (1804) translated by Sir Theodore Martin, K.C.B., LL.D

Summary: Wilhelm Tell shoots the apple off his son's head, while the evil Lord Gessler hams it up.

Commentary: Gessler is crazy evil in the best way. About the only people I can imagine playing him are Brian Blessed or Maurice LaMarche. It's a nice contrast with Tell, who is properly horrified at the order to shoot at his son. I feel like characters in plays like these often don't get upset enough about that kind of order.

More importantly, let's talk about Tell's crossbow which, until about 20 years ago, decorated the tang stamp of most Swiss Army Knives until about 20 years ago. 

https://www.sakwiki.com/tiki-index.php?page=Victorinox+Tang+Stamp+Guide

https://leaf-vics.com/usefull-materials/wenger-tang-stamps-and-scale-crosses

Some are more crossbow-esque:


While others are more like umbrellas:

Feels weird to take off such a recognizable and interesting logo element.



Sunday, November 17, 2024

Nov 17– From Thomas Carylye’s introduction to "Sir Walter Scott" (1838)

 He was a great Scott

Nov 17– From Thomas Carylye’s introduction to Sir Walter Scott (1838)

Summary: Walter Scott had a great childhood. With a very minor sickness: Polio. NBD.

Commentary: This is just wild and all over the place. A bunch of random stories about Scott that don't really go anywhere, a lot of rambling about Rob Burns (I guess there's no other Scottish writers you can discuss. Seems like an insult to Scott.) Not really sure what the point of most of it was.

It starts off with this absolutely garbage paragraph:

Till towards the age of thirty, Scott’s life has nothing in it decisively pointing towards Literature, or indeed towards distinction of any kind; he is wedded, settled, and has gone through all his preliminary steps, without symptom of renown as yet. It is the life of every other Edinburgh youth of his station and time. Fortunate we must name it, in many ways. Parents in easy or wealthy circumstances, yet unencumbered with the cares and perversions of aristocracy; nothing eminent in place, in faculty or culture, yet nothing deficient; all around is methodic regulation, prudence, prosperity, kindheartedness; an element of warmth and light, of affection, industry, and burgherly comfort, heightened into elegance; in which the young heart can wholesomely grow. A vigorous health seems to have been given by Nature; yet, as if Nature had said withal, “Let it be a health to express itself by mind, not by body,” a lameness is added in childhood; the brave little boy, instead of romping and bickering, must learn to think; or at lowest, what is a great matter, to sit still. No rackets and trundling-hoops for this young Walter; but ballads, history-books and a world of legendary stuff, which his mother and those near him are copiously able to furnish. Disease, which is but superficial, and issues in outward lameness, does not cloud the young existence; rather forwards it towards the expansion it is fitted for. The miserable disease had been one of the internal nobler parts, marring the general organisation; under which no Walter Scott could have been forwarded, or with all his other endowments could have been producible or possible. ‘Nature gives healthy children much; how much! Wise education is a wise unfolding of this; often it unfolds itself better of its own accord.’

1. Scott showed no sign of interest in Literature. Except for reading a lot.

2. He was very healthy. Except that minor illness. Polio.

    This is the kind of paragraph that I have seen make people literally have a breakdown in a workshop if you brought it.

 Even without the questionable first paragraph I find these random prologue, introduction, etc.* sections are usually hard to follow and don't feel very worthwhile. (The fact that Eliot chose to devote an entire book to "Famous Prefaces" is a strange choice. Better than a second book of Burns at least.) I read an article last year that says you should often skip them and read them at the end of the book, and I have found they make more sense. They often reference the content of the book, and it usually works better if you know those events. "In book XII Odysseus does X and meets Y, here's a line with minimal context." Before reading the book: Mmmhmm, yeah, sure. After: Ohhhh, that part makes more sense now. Obviously applies best to Forewords (by definition, they can't be essential to the book) but usually works for Prefaces and often for Introductions.

Prologues just shouldn't exist 90% of the time. If it's important and where the book starts, make it a Chapter 1 or something. Special shout out to the "bait and switch" prologue. For example, Game of Thrones sounds like it'll be about the Night's Watch fighting zombies. And then instead it's the War of The Roses with extra incest.

* Preface: Why you wrote the book. What made you interested. (usually nonfic)

Prologue: What happened before the book. (usually fic)

Introduction: Provides context on the rest of the book. (fic or nonfic)

Foreword: Written by someone else. (fic or nonfic)



Saturday, November 16, 2024

Nov 16– From "Two Years Before the Mast" by Richard Henry Dana Jr. (1840)

 Sherwood Forest, California, same difference.

Nov 16– From Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr. (1840)

Summary: California is a savage country, but great farmland and harbors.

Commentary: This reading starts with explaining the "discovery" of California. I think that makes it sound like it was hiding. You just keep going west and get there! (Apparently it was discovered by sea. That makes sense, no one was exploring across that far west for a couple hundred years as far as I can tell.) California seems pretty terrible. And very conservative compared to today. Plenty of semi-random killing, only sort of a functional government:

In their domestic relations, these people are no better than in their public. The men are thriftless, proud, and extravagant, and very much given to gaming; and the women have but little education, and a good deal of beauty, and their morality, of course, is none of the best; yet the instances of infidelity are much less frequent than one would at first suppose. In fact, one vice is set over against another; and thus, something like a balance is obtained. The women have but little virtue, but then the jealousy of their husbands is extreme, and their revenge deadly and almost certain

Very Heinlein.

And of course, the Indians are abused, as was common at the time. 

Friday, November 15, 2024

Nov 15– From "I Promessi Sposi" (The Betrothed) by Allessandro Manzoni (1827)

 Biblical Proportions!

Nov 15– From I Promessi Sposi (The Betrothed) by Allessandro Manzoni (1827)

Summary: Price gouging! Society in chaos! Dogs and cats living together!

Commentary: At one point, selections from this were coming up every week or two, and it felt like I could mostly follow the plot. I've forgotten like ninety percent of it now. There's a good couple and an evil rich noble who wants the girl, I think. 

I have no idea what this section has to do with the rest of the story, which is a romance/drama. This is an account of a historical event. There's not even any named characters in the first two thirdsish. Greedy people suck.

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Nov 14– From “Uniformity of Change” by Sir Charles Lyell (1830)

Changes

Nov 14– From “Uniformity of Change” by Sir Charles Lyell (1830)

Summary: Stuff moves in different ways. Some of that helps show evolution. Some explains earthquakes. (Honestly a bit of a grab bag tonight.)

Commentary: This is the second Lyell reading (I think these are from the same book, but not the same lecture) and I'm colder on him than the other science bits in 15MAD. He's less accessible, these very much feel like geology lectures for geologists, compared to the more layman/student perspective of some of the others. He makes a lot of references to other books/lectures that I haven't read, unlike the mostly stand alone other selections. Geology is also just less interesting. Gravity, electricity, vaccinations, these are all things that effect our day to day life in a very concrete way. Yes, the shapes of land masses and stuff effect us, but you don't actually see it happening (there's a reason they call them geologic time scales). 

There is some evolution in here. As always, it's interesting to see how much people had figured out about evolution pre-Darwin. He was kind of more of a Steve Jobs than a Steve Woz (not that that doesn't have value).

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Nov 13– From "The Confessions of Saint Augustine" translated by E. B. Pusey (~400)

 Smol Hippo

Nov 13– From The Confessions of Saint Augustine translated by E. B. Pusey (~400)

Summary: Sometimes you just want to wallow. But you have to be careful not to let it turn into bitterness.

Commentary: There's a lot of sadness in the world today. Two of my friends are in some stage or another for divorce. A good chunk of the country is mourning the election. Gaza. Ukraine. The million and one smaller sadnesses that seem to never go away.

As I've said however many times, I'm generally not a fan of most of the super Christian authors in T5FSOB, who tend to fall into the "HUMANITY IS LITERAL SHIT!" track over and over again. Augustine quite never gets there (fortunately) and the front half of this is a beautiful contemplation on dealing with sorrow and how we deal with it in other people (and how other people deal with us). He makes his way back to Christian navel gazing by the end.

Nov 19– “Morte D’Arthur” by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1912)

  The Poem Nov 19– “Morte D’Arthur” by Lord Alfred Tennyson (1912) Summary:  It takes Sir Bedivere three tries to chuck Excalibur back into ...