Don Quixote Chapter 6

 Bonus: 

Women just don't understand knight errantry...

Summary: Book burning! But not the ones the priest likes.

Commentary: I like the little crash course on the books Cervantes is mocking here. I'm pretty sure they'd censor the titles if you did this today. "Ah, B*tman. Burn that one." "Oh, Spydar-Ma'am. That can stay."

Don Quixote Chapter 5

 Bonus:

I was totally pronouncin it "Dull-Seen-Ah" in my head"

Summary: DQ gets found by a neighbor and goes home. Apparently he used to be smart, and his original name was Quijana.

Commentary: It's interesting to see the contrast between how little the narrators and characters have for Don Quixote, but not for Quijana, who they say was smart and respected.

Don Quixote Chapter 4

Bonus:

I think I'd heard this before, and didn't realize it was from Man of La Mancha

Summary: DQ fails to stop a beating, is bad at math, and gets beat up.

Commentary: I was mistaken, he did not murder anyone yesterday.

Holy Grail is very Don Quixote. He can't count, there's a "penalty of the penalty" joke, which is very "those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked."

Don Quixote Chapters 1-3

 Bonus: 

Late, sleepy, cop out

Summaries:

Ch 1: Don Quixote reads too many chivalric romances and ruins his brain.

Ch 2: DQ goes to an inn (which he thinks is a castle).

Ch 3: He murders a guy and gets knighted.

Commentary: The narrator has no respect. No one does.

"his brains dried up, causing him to lose his mind."

Some whores laugh at him.

Based on the footnote, Dulcinea's given name is basically Becky.

The whole thing is written very "read aloud"ily (oral traditionally?)

I learned a new word: Varlet=scoundrel. (It used to me squire.)

I love this quote (pinched the Ormsby for easier copy-pasty): 

where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness of his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, ruining maids and swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under the notice of almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain

Such a fun book! 

Don Quixote, Prologue 2

 

I grew up vaguely near him.

Summary: A bunch of fake quotes about how awesome Don Quixote is.

Commentary: I assume this is the first of many possible firsts by DQ, the fake quote intro/praise. It's funny already. I think you see this more as a fake review snippet than as an epigraph today, but it works either way.

Notably, Grossman and Rutherford both maintain the Versos de Cabo Roto format and cut the last syllable from some of the poems, Ormsby does not. Curious if there's some wordplay missing here from the original. It'd be quite challenging to translate it, cut the syllable, have it make sense, and have there be another word that happened to end almost the same.

Don Quixote Prologue

 I decided I'm going to read DQ hard copy. Probably using Grossman as my primary, although I have the old rutherford that I may glance at. As a third option, Ormsby is on Gutenberg, I'll at least peek at the Dores. 

Bonus:

I can milk this for a while...

Summary: Doesn't matter, just make it cool.

Commentary: No didactic for Cervantes. I feel like I read a similar quote by Akira Toriyama, but I can't find it now.

First weird translation thing. Rutherford renders the proverb in the Prologue as "Under my cloak, a fig for the king." The others "kill the king." Fig kind of makes more sense (a lot more people flipping the king off than killing him), but it doesn't appear to be accurate.

It's good to be back.

Some Things to Do Every Day

 It's summer, which means I'm (mostly) off from work, and it's very easy to sit on my couch or in my desk chair mindlessly Interneting all day. And so, I've decided to resurrect a system used during Covid to keep myself from going totally insane/depressed/fat.

Every hour, get up and move. Even if it's just a quick lap around the house or something.

Every hour, do one of the things from the list below.

Every day, do all the things on the list below at least once.

1. GET OUTSIDE! TOUCH GRASS! BREATH AIR! ABSORB SUN! There are 9001 studies on the benefits of this for your mood/mental health, sleep, etc., and it forces you to put pants on for at least five minutes.

2. Exercise. Approximately the same justifications as above, plus it's nice to be fit and be able to actually do things without feeling like you're having a heart attack, and to be flexible enough not to feel like you're breaking in half when you go to take off your shoes.

3. Make something. Nothing screams to the universe, "I EXIST!" like making something. It can be a small something, like a meal (I'm open to arguments on whether something like a can of soup counts), a paragraph of writing, or a doodle. Doesn't matter, make stuff.

4. Talk to someone. Are we really human without other humans?

5. Clean something. You can keep a whole apartment clean in like 5 or 10 minutes a day, and maybe half an hour once a week. A house is harder. I want a smaller house.

You can even combine them. Go for a walk/jog OUTSIDE! Make a new Magic deck and play your friend with it! Mow your lawn! If you do a design on your yard AND call your mom while you do it, that counts as all five.