Thursday, July 16, 2026

The Art of Don Quixote

Gustave Doré illustrated an 1863 edition of Don Quixote and, much like the Inferno, they promptly became accepted as the "canonical" versions. There's a couple hundred across the two books, and it's interesting to see the different styles, etc. I had some time today, so I went through the whole thing on Gutenberg edition and checked them all out. It's a little messy, since it looks like they pulled them from multiple sources, rescaled them, etc. Anybody got a nice copy lying around, you could totally give them a hand with scanning them, etc. (Honestly, the wikimedia set looks better.) 

 

The first illustration in Chapter 1 is one of a dozen or so that depicts Don Quixote's fantasies swirling around him. It's a cool effect.

Most of the illustrations lean into the absurdity, but he occasionally gives into DQ's imagined dignity. This one, of him at the castle/inn in Chapter 3, is sombre and beautiful.

 

Some of them are kind of gory, like this one from Chapter 32, "read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single backstroke he cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if they had been made of bean-pods"


 I see three main styles across Doré's illustrations, all of which show up in Chapter 43

Cartoony, used most often for comic/slapstick scenes:

Dark and textured, mostly for the serious ones and the heavy fantasy:

 

 

And an in-between, which is the overall default:


 I'm not sure why DQ hanging around rated a full 3 illustrations, compared to some chapters that get none.

The internet tells me this goes with Chapter 44:

With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, after hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well at the manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the secret of his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not knowing what course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. All the answer, therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind easy for the present, and arrange with his servants not to take him back that day, so that there might be time to consider what was best for all parties. Don Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed them with his tears, in a way that would have touched a heart of marble, not to say that of the Judge, who, as a shrewd man, had already perceived how advantageous the marriage would be to his daughter; though, were it possible, he would have preferred that it should be brought about with the consent of the father of Don Luis, who he knew looked for a title for his son.

But...

 

In Chapter 47, he visits a steampunk convention:


 I haven't gotten to Chapter 40 of Volume 2 yet, but I love the whole set with this wooden horse.

 

In a handful of spots, he slips into a hyper-realistic mode (Volume 2, Chap 48)


 It's a great collection to take an hour and look through.

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Don Quixote Chapter 15

Bonus: 

Everybody always talks shit about Don Quixote

Summary: DQ and SP get beat up/

Commentary: That's really the summary for the whole book. This is just a Tom & Jerry cartoon.

Sunday, July 12, 2026

Don Quixote Chapter 14

 Bonus: 

It's Dulcinea's real name!

Summary: A villain song from Gristomo. And more chiv parody. Marcela's origin story! DQ (probably doesn't) save her. Then follows her. The end of part 2.

Commentary: Why didn't this make it into the musical?

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Don Quixote Chapter 13

 Bonus:


Summary: Is this DQ's future? Parody of chivalry.

Commentary: Don Quixote does the Starship Troopers speech. The knight errant takes personal responsibility for the well being of the body politic. Other than that, basically a summary of a chivalric romance.

Friday, July 10, 2026

Don Quixote Chapter 12

 Bonus: 

It's the song!

Summary: Fucking Romantics

Commentary: Some fun word play. Some of which is even doubled by making sense with both the original and mispronunciation.

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Stop me if you've heard this one.

We're going to the beach this weekend, and it makes me think of a story (that I think I've told here before).

 I was working at Barnes and Noble, where we had a beach reads table. For some reason, Lolita was on it. I like Lolita as much as the next guy with a classics blog, but I don't think I'd call it a beach read.

One of the cashiers was mad about it, but then I reminded him of the time Indiana Jones (his hero) fucked a vaguely underaged Marion.

Indy is the real Humbert Humbert. 

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Fanfare for the Common Man (1942) by Aaron Copland

 


I think I've done music on here before? I grabbed this for something else I was working on tonight and figured I'd drop it here too. What could be more liberal education than classical music focused on the every man?

It's been used in approximately everything, though it's usually a different peace of music based on it to varying degrees. Graham De Wilde's Arlington Fanfare is probably the most used. That, or John Williams just yanking bits of it every five minutes. 



Star Trek Voyager
's intro is the best one, because the Star Trek Voyager intro is better than 90% of television.



The Art of Don Quixote

Gustave Doré illustrated an 1863 edition of Don Quixote  and, much like the  Inferno , they promptly became accepted as the "canonical...