Sunday, April 12, 2026

Some Fruits of Solitude By William Penn (1682) Part 16: Caution and Conduct, Reparation, Conversation, Eloquence, Temper, Truth, Justice, and Secrecy (118-148)

Some Fruits of Solitude By William Penn (1682) Part 16: Caution and Conduct, Reparation, Conversation, Eloquence, Temper,  Truth, Justice, and Secrecy (118-148)

Bonus: 

Sorry, ladies. The Tick has a wife, and her name is Justice.

Summary: Hey, remember these?

Commentary: 

118-120: Just be chill with people you meet.

119: Apologize, don't make excuses. (Someday, people will learn all the stuff in these 400+year old books. Until then, we'll recycle the same 12 things for self help books.)

128: Don't waste your time talking to people if you don't have a reason.

131: "If thou thinkest twice, before thou speakest once, thou wilt speak twice the better for it." We got a regular Ben Franklin over here.

142: Even if you're right, you just make your cause look bad if you're a hot head.

145: Don't believe, or spread, rumors.



Saturday, April 11, 2026

A to Z 2026 J: “Jamie, come try me” by Robert Burns (1791?)

 “Jamie, come try me” by Robert Burns (1791?)

Bonus: 

The poem!

Summary: COME AT ME, BRO! (But with kisses.)

Commentary: Uhoh, drunkish blogging. This is a fun one. And very readable for Burns.

6/5 feet per line. Most of them rhyme we "E" except the loves.

So much BURNS! The other options were mostly Jehova...

3/5

Friday, April 10, 2026

A to Z 2026: I: “I put my hat…” by Samuel Johnson

“I put my hat…” by Samuel Johnson

 Bonus: 

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Summary: He puts on a hat.

Commentary: It's so short, I'll just paste the whole thing in:

I put my hat upon my head

And walked into the Strand,

And there I met another man

Whose hat was in his hand.

Are we supposed to slant rhyme head with man? Man with hand? I dunno. 8, 7, 8, 6? 8, 6, 8, 6 if you pronounced "walked" right.

Weird little poem. 2/5

Thursday, April 9, 2026

A to Z 2026: H is for History? (Three poems)

 H is for Historic

Bonus: 

This was a weird campaign.

Summary: I was feeling indecisive and so we're doing three poems today. 

Commentary:

1. "Charge of the Light Brigade" by Alfred Tennyson (1854)

Speaking of famous historical things...

There is, apparently, not a Sabaton song for this yet, which is surprising.

6ish (bounces with 5 and 7, unless we're doing some creative slurring) feet per line. Inconsistent rhyme scheme (usually 2 or 3 in the middle of a stanza).

Always go half a league more. Half is a good amount. A whole league is too much, but just a half a step further than people expect is usually manageable, practical, and impressive.

Tonight's "classics phrase" is: "Theirs not to reason why,/Theirs but to do and die."

4/5 pretty good poem.

2. "Ode on Solitude" by Alexander Pope (~1700)

8 feet, except the final line of each stanza (4). ABAB (with some aggressive slanting.

My only real comment on this one (pretty short) is how it's interesting that this dream is still widespread over 300 years later (and had been for over 1000 years before that). Man just wants a little farm and to farm and study. 3/5

3. "Hard Nuts" by John Bunyan (1678)

A poem about reading hard stuff! That's what this blog is about! 11 feet, AAAA scheme.

It's fine. I'd skip it if it wasn't thematic. 2/5

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

A to Z 2026: “Get up, get up for shame” by Robert Herrick (~1616)

 A to Z 2026: “Get up, get up for shame” by Robert Herrick (~1616)

Bonus: 

Not quite the same, but fun.

Summary: MOVE YOUR BUTT!

Commentary:

Not quite May yet, but we're about two weeks into spring. Always good to have a reminder to get up and do something. (That was a large percentage of the choices. "Gather ye rosebuds..." was also an option.)

10 feet, AABBCCDDEEFFGG. I think that's a sonnet?

I like the first verse the best. Some nice imagery or whatever, but the first one does well enough for the imagery and also gets the message across. "Above an hour since, yet you not drest;/Nay! not so much as out of bed?" Get off your phone and do stuff! 4/5


Tuesday, April 7, 2026

A to Z 2026: "For Auld Lang Syne" by Robert Burns (1788)

F is for "For Auld Lang Syne"

Bonus: 

For the Peanuts Gallery

Summary: Since days gone by...

Commentary: No meter scheme that I see, B always rhymes with Syne. 

One of the things I've most enjoyed with this blog is finding the origins of common sayings, references, etc. Next year you know what's up for new years. (Or when you cry during It's a Wonderful Life.)

It's a fun little ditty. Not really a lot to say about it. 3/5

Monday, April 6, 2026

A to Z 2026: "Ethereal minstrel! pilgrim of the sky!" (To the Skylark) by William Wordsworth (~1800)

"Ethereal minstrel! pilgrim of the sky!" (To the Skylark) by William Wordsworth (~1800)

Bonus: 

It is pretty ethereal. My cay is very interested.

Summary: Do birds like the ground, or not? They sure are pretty.

Content:

10 feet, ABABCC. (It's a sestain?)

I guess it's fine? Verse one kind of raises a question, but verse two opens with the (seemingly ever popular) "whatever bird vs the nightingale" theme that seems to pop up a lot. 2/5

Some Fruits of Solitude By William Penn (1682) Part 16: Caution and Conduct, Reparation, Conversation, Eloquence, Temper, Truth, Justice, and Secrecy (118-148)

Some Fruits of Solitude By William Penn (1682) Part 16: Caution and Conduct, Reparation, Conversation, Eloquence, Temper,  Truth, Justice, ...