Wednesday, September 30, 2026

"The Uses of Poverty: The Poor Pay All" by Herbert Gans (1971)

 "The Uses of Poverty: The Poor Pay All" by Herbert Gans (1971)

Bonus: 

Actual footage of Herbert Gans

Summary: The poor are the GRIST IN THE MILL OF SOCIETY!

Commentary:   

Read one of his other articles for school and looked him up. Apparently this is his most famous. It contains the excellent:

Alternatives for the cultural functions of the poor could be found more easily and
cheaply. Indeed, entertainers, hippies, and adolescents are already serving as the deviants needed to uphold traditional morality and as devotees of orgies to "staff" the fantasies of vicarious participation.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Phaedo Part ☘

Phaedo

 Bonus: 

Better than Phaedo

Summary: Souls=ideas=reincarnation

Commentary: 

Then may we not say, Simmias, that if, as we are always repeating, there is an absolute beauty, and goodness, and an absolute essence of all things; and if to this, which is now discovered to have existed in our former state, we refer all our sensations, and with this compare them, finding these ideas to be pre-existent and our inborn possession—then our souls must have had a prior existence, but if not, there would be no force in the argument? There is the same proof that these ideas must have existed before we were born, as that our souls existed before we were born; and if not the ideas, then not the souls.

FUCKING WORLD OF FORMS! 

Monday, September 28, 2026

Phaedo Part ☃

 Phaedo

Bonus: 

 

Better Philosophy than Plato

Summary: Non sequitur.

Commentary:

I hate these so much.

And they are right, Simmias, in thinking so, with the exception of the words 'they have found them out'; for they have not found out either what is the nature of that death which the true philosopher deserves, or how he deserves or desires death. But enough of them:—let us discuss the matter among ourselves: Do we believe that there is such a thing as death?

To be sure, replied Simmias.

OH HERE WE GO 


Is it not the separation of soul and body? And to be dead is the completion of this; when the soul exists in herself, and is released from the body and the body is released from the soul, what is this but death?

Just so, he replied.

Yes, there is no other logical definition of death for an ancient Greek person. "When your heart stops beating for more than an hour" or whatever is clearly not reasonable. 


There is another question, which will probably throw light on our present inquiry if you and I can agree about it:—Ought the philosopher to care about the pleasures—if they are to be called pleasures—of eating and drinking?

Certainly not, answered Simmias.

And what about the pleasures of love—should he care for them?

By no means.

And will he think much of the other ways of indulging the body, for example, the acquisition of costly raiment, or sandals, or other adornments of the body? Instead of caring about them, does he not rather despise anything more than nature needs? What do you say?

I should say that the true philosopher would despise them.

DESPISING IS CARING!


Would you not say that he is entirely concerned with the soul and not with the body? He would like, as far as he can, to get away from the body and to turn to the soul.
    
Quite true.

THAT IS DEFINITELY CARING!

 I'm just gonna read this for 15 minutes a day until I'm done. That was the rule, right? Should be done by the end of the week. 

 

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Phaedo, part ‽

 Phaedo

Bonus: 

Sure, we'll go with that.

Summary: When were you when Socrates was kill?

Commentary: I will now amuse myself through this shitshow by putting random characters in the titles. 

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Phaedo by Plato (~400 BC) translated by Benjamin Jowett

 Phaedo

Bonus: 


Same CJ

Summary: Two dudes talk about Socrates's death.

Commentary:

Phaedo was the one I didn't finish, not Crito. Ughhh. (My battery is dying and I forgot a charger?)

Friday, September 25, 2026

Trying the Crito Again

 I wonder if it'd be better in another translation. (It was not, at least of the ones I had quick access to. Might float by a book store to get a modern one.) My FiL is apparently too drunk to walk home, so we're giving him a ride. 

Monday, September 21, 2026

Fruits of Solitude Reflection

 I AM OFFICIALLY DONE BOOK 1 OF THE HARVARD CLASSICS!

Beyond that, I learned that it's better to just stick with one book (even one like this) than trying to use it as filler in between. I remember basically nothing before the last few chunks of the first book. Second, a little better.

All in all, I think what sticks with me across both books is that you should try to be a decent person, and you'll probably be happier in the long run if you do.

I flipped through my posts, and that seems to come up a lot. And I like it.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 23 281-299 (Of Charity)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 23 281-299 (Of Charity)

Bonus: 

Can we get an Onion musical?

Summary: Charity is good. If you don't do charity, you're an inhuman monster.

Commentary: 

283. They that feel nothing of this, are at best not above half of Kin to Human Race; since they must have no Bowels, which makes such an Essential Part thereof, who have no more Nature. 
 If you don't do charity, you ain't human, because you ain't shit!

292. An Universal Remedy against Discord, and an Holy Cement for Mankind.

This is why people who volunteer are less miserable.

 

 

 

 

Saturday, September 19, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 22 271-280 (Of Refining upon Other Men’s Actions or Interests)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 22 271-280 (Of Refining upon Other Men’s Actions or Interests)

Bonus: 

Not a good game.

Summary: Don't be so judgey.

Commentary: 

271. This seems to be the Master-Piece of our Politicians; But no Body shoots more at Random, than those Refiners.

The Refiners have a high fire rate, but poor aim.

274. If an able Man refines upon the Proceedings of an ordinary Capacity, according to his own, he must ever miss it: But much more the ordinary Man, when he shall pretend to speculate the Motives to the able Man’s Actions: For the Able Man deceives himself by making t’other wiser than he is in the Reason of his Conduct; and the ordinary Man makes himself so, in presuming to judge of the Reasons of the Abler Man’s Actions.

This is the William Penn version of the Dunning Kruger effect.

 

 

Friday, September 18, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 21 254-270 (The Conformist)

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 21 254-270 (The Conformist)

Bonus: 

Subs and dubs are not created equal.

Summary: If you've been blessed with a good life, you should use it to help other people.

Commentary:

255. For tho’ he has made of One Blood all Nations, he has not rang’d or dignified them upon the Level, but in a sort of Subordination and Dependency. 

All men are not created equal! 

Thursday, September 17, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 20 249-253 (The Conformist)

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 20 249-253 (The Conformist)

Bonus: 


That's some banger cover art.

Summary: It is okay to conform if it's A. Necessary and B. Not against your Conscience.

Commentary:

253. And yet the Latitudinarian that I love, is one that is only so in Charity; for the Freedom I recommend is no Scepticism in Judgment, and much less so in Practice.

Latitudinarian is a lot of word.

 

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 19 236-248 (The Vain Man)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 19 236-248 (The Vain Man)

Bonus: 

 

This is the exact opposite of how I thought they worked. Learning!

Summary: This one was kinda similar to jealousy.

Commentary: 

248. May we have more of them, or less Need of them.

Benediction worthy. 

 
 

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 18 221-235 (Of the Interest of the Publick in our Estates)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 18 221-235 (Of the Interest of the Publick in our Estates)

Bonus: 

Ironically, came up right before I read tonight.

Summary: We should make people give their excess wealth to bettering society.

Commentary:

234. Have we no Room for them in our Plantations, about Things that may augment Trade, without Luxury?

The 18th century version of, "how will the billionaires buy their 7th yacht?"

Monday, September 14, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 17 213-220 (Of an Immediate Pursuit of the World)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 17 213-220 (Of an Immediate Pursuit of the World)

Bonus: 

Pay for your robot insurance, wealthy elders!

Summary: Stop being greedy.

Commentary: 

213. It shews a Depraved State of Mind, to Cark and Care for that which one does not need. 

cark
1 of 2
verb
ˈkärk
-ed/-ing/-s

transitive verb
: to burden with care or anxiety : vex, worry, trouble  

 216. But it is strange, that Old Men should excel: For generally Money lies nearest them that are nearest their Graves; As if they would augment their Love in Proportion to the little Time they have left to enjoy it: And yet their Pleasure is without Enjoyment, since none enjoy what they do not use.

It seems to me that (today) most elderly people are either relatively wealthy, or dirt poor. Is there such a thing as "middle class elderly"?  

219. Such are they as spend not one Fifth of their Income, and, it may be, give not one Tenth of what they spend to the Needy. 

220. This is the worst Sort of Idolatry, because there can be no Religion in it, nor Ignorance pleaded in Excuse of it; and that it wrongs other Folks that ought to have a Share therein.

I think framing it as "what percent of your money can/do you actually spend?" is effective at pointing out how absurdly rich someone can become. If you can't spend (most of) it, you should give (some of) it away.

 

 

Saturday, September 12, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 15 198-204 (Of State)

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 15 198-204 (Of State)

Bonus: 

The most NSFW thing ever posted on this blog.

Summary: Form>Function

Commentary: 

198. I love Service, but not State; One is Useful, the other is Superfluous.

And I already wasted the Libertarian police video.

Actually, I think this one is about "stateliness" like dressing up, not THE STATE.

Friday, September 11, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 14 190-197 (Of Jealousy)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 14 190-197 (Of Jealousy)

Bonus: 

I'm thinkin' Lincoln

Summary: Jealousy bad.

Commentary:

192. This Civil Dissension in the Mind, like that of the Body Politick, commits great Disorders, and lays all waste.

And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. Mark 3:25

I think I knew that was from the Bible and not originally Lincoln, but I forgot.

 

Thursday, September 10, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 13 181-189 (Of the Benefit of Justice)

This is from The New Yorker, which is surprising.

Summary: Don't scam people!

Commentary: 

181. Justice is a great Support of Society, because an Insurance to all Men of their Property: This violated, there ’s no Security, which throws all into Confusion to recover it. 

Something I find interesting in these readings is how the "right to property" has basically disappeared from discourse in the last 75 years. It's all over the Enlightenment, and you see it occasionally out to the early 1900s, but it peters out after that. I think it's mostly replaced by "freedom from want", which is related (no one can take the stuff you need to live) but doesn't fully align (no one can take your stuff in general, because stuff=work=you).

 

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 12 173-180 (Of the Mean Notion we Have of God)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 12 173-180 (Of the Mean Notion we Have of God)

Bonus: 

William Penn does not believe in balance

Summary: You can't do enough good to make up for your bad.

Commentary: 

177. Of what Benefit is it to say our Prayers regularly, go to Church, receive the Sacraments, and may be go to Confessions too; ay, Feast the Priest, and give Alms to the Poor, and yet Lye, Swear, Curse, be Drunk, Covetous, Unclean, Proud, Revengeful, Vain and Idle at the same Time?

178. Can one excuse or ballance the other? Or will God think himself well served, where his Law is Violated? Or well used, where there is so much more Shew than Substance?

179. ’T is a most dangerous Error for a Man to think to excuse himself in the Breach of a Moral Duty, by a Formal Performance of Positive Worship; and less when of Human Invention.

I think the answer to this is honestly yes. You can't never make a mistake, but you can try to do good things as much as possible. We all forgive a "good" person who does something bad occasionally. We tend to have less patience for someone who is a continual asshole. 

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 11 170-173 (Of Formality)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 11 170-173 (Of Formality)

Bonus: 

This stopped working for like a week, worked again last night, and now doesn't again after I updated everything. Ughhhhh

Summary: Don't just be formal for formality's sake.

Commentary: 

170. Form is Good, but not Formality.

171. In the Use of the best of Forms there is too much of that I fear.

Ahhh, Plato!

’T s absolutely necessary, that this Distinction should go along with People in their Devotion; for too many are apter to rest upon What they do, than How they do their Duty.

Zero character contraction.

 

 

 
 

Monday, September 7, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 10 155-169 (Of the Rule of Judging)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 10 155-169 (Of the Rule of Judging)

Bonus: 

More stiff than steady

Summary: Ask questions, and be willing to be proved wrong. Change your mind if you are.

Commentary:

155. In all Things Reason should prevail: ’T is quite another Thing to be stiff than steady in an Opinion.

There's a lot of jokes here, but it's also fair advice. 

Sunday, September 6, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 9 126-154 (Union of Friends, Being Easy in Living, and Man's Inconsiderateness and Partiality)

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 9 126-154 (Union of Friends, Being Easy in Living, and Man's Inconsiderateness and Partiality)

Bonus: 

Demonbane is a fever dream

Summary: True Friendship can never die, our things own us, you'd be happier if you listened to God.

Commentary: 

128. Death cannot kill, what never dies.

or

137. They narrow their own Freedom and Comforts, that make so much requisite to enjoy them.

Someone tell my wife!

146. It must be therefore a gross Fault to strive so hard for the Pleasure of our Bodies, and be so insensible and careless of the Freedom of our Souls.

I should count how many times this comes up if I ever do a reread. 

 

 

Stop  



 

Saturday, September 5, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 8 117- 126 (Of Conduct In Speech)


Bonus: 
Not allowed!

Summary: Speak plainly and sparingly, but don't be afraid to ask questions.

Commentary: 

118. It is safer to Learn, than teach; and who conceals his Opinion, has nothing to Answer for.

William Penn on school shootings.

121. Beware also of Affectation in Speech; it often wrongs Matter, and ever shows a blind Side.

No anime girls for William Penn. 

 

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 7 103-116 (Of Praise or Applause)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 7 103-116  (Of Praise or Applause)

Bonus: 

They deserve it

Summary: Don't just do it for the applause.

Commentary: 

104. But if we would Deserve it, we must love Virtue more than That.

115. Be not fond therefore of Praise, but seek Virtue that leads to it. 

Value the thing you're doing more than the applause you get from it is good advice.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 6 92-102 (Of Man's Life and Ambition)

 More Fruits of Solitude by William Penn (1718) Part 6 92-102  (Of Man's Life and Ambition)

Bonus: 


I wasn't really sure what to put, but this popped up in my feed.

Summary: Do good stuff, and it'll last.

Commentary:

These are short, but they paired nicely. Life opens with:

92. Why is Man less durable than the Works of his Hands, but because This is not the Place of his Rest?

And Ambition follows with:

100. Good Works are a Rock, that will support their Credit; but Ill Ones a Sandy Foundation that Yields to Calamities.

 

 

Bacon's Essays 3 (Unity In Religion)

 Bacon's Essays 3 (Unity In Religion) Bonus:  I have no idea where this song is in the show, and the internet is not helping. Summary:  ...