Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Oct 9– Latin Hymns

 I would look like a real dumbass if this isn't the right one. I think it is.

(Also, Mozart)

Summary: Gotta butter up God so he won't murder you (even though mortal life is pointless).

Commentary: "Te Deum Laudamus" All the stuff you have to say to God because he's so insecure.

"Hic Breve Vivitur" Life is pointless

"Jesus, Dulcedo Cordium" Firmly pro transubstantiation.

"DIES IRAE" Yep, it's that one.

"Adeste Fideles" It's a Christmas song!

"O Deus, Ego Amo Te" Christianity is God committing insurance fraud against himself.



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