I DID IT!

 I successfully tied:

1. Figure Eight

2. Alpine Butterfly

3. Reef/Square Knot

4. Sheet Bend

5. Bowline

6. Taut-Line Hitch

7. Timber Hitch

8. Clove Hitch

9. Two-Half-Hitches

All in just under a minute. No pics, since I did it at work and left the rope there. Maybe tomorrow.

This was a fun little project. I wish I'd integrated it into the blog a little better, but there's always whatever the next arbitrary goal I set for myself is.