Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Z is for Zany: "I'm a Fool" by Sherwood Anderson

 2-511

Zany is probably a bit of a stretch for a "Great Idea". Zoology seems easy enough, and is represented at least once or twice is TGWttGB, so surprised Adler didn't grab it. Full disclosure, I'm not sure if this is going to be Zany at all, but I'm rolling with it.

Summary: Can't get the girl if you lie about your whole life story.

Bonus: Big hats!



Commentary: Something that's surprised me about TGWttGB compared to 5FSOB, despite reading 12 times as many pieces for the latter, I've found way more "old timey offensive" pieces in the former. N words and such all over the place. I don't harp on it, since it's a reality if you're reading a lot of stuff older than 100 years or so, but it's surprising how much more common it is in the newer set. (While both have works as far back as a couple thousand years, TGWttGB is a good 50 years newer than 5FSOB.)

"Gee whizz, craps amighty. There I was. What a chump I was to go and get gay up there in the West House bar, and just because that dude was standing there with a cane and that kind of a necktie on, to go and get all balled up and drink that whisky, just to show off." 

1. Anderson (or his narrator) has a line earlier about learning how to swear right, but he never goes past "craps amighty" in the piece, which is amusing.

2. Dude as 20s slang is weird. 

In the end, more "foolish" than "jester", but not a bad story. Some fun vernacular and style. 2/5 to close me out for the month. I'll do an overall reflection tomorrow, and then a couple days of loose ends for stuff I started in March or read this month but didn't feature. Then it's full Force ahead for Star Wars week on Sunday.

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Y is for Youth: "On the Feeling of Immortality in Youth" by William Hazlitt

 10-565

There's a lot of selections in TGWttGB about youth, aging, etc., but no Great Idea really. Kind of surprising.

Summary: Youth is wasted on the young.

Bonus: Meddling Kids!



Commentary: This starts with the oft repeated, "No young man believes he shall ever die." I'm not saying I didn't do anything reckless as a kid/teen, but I feel like I was aware of my mortality from a pretty young age. There were one or two times where I honestly thought I would die, and I think most people I've talked to felt similarly. Maybe it's more of a "don't understand what dying really means" kind of thing, but even that feels like a stretch. He continues with the equally cliché "death is part of what makes life worth living." Meh.

1/5 Short, cliché, and disposable. Dozens of other essays have covered the same ground, and covered it better. Cicero is in the same volume even.

I'm thankful for Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated. That's a great show!

Monday, April 28, 2025

X is for X!: "The Seven Bridges of Königsberg" by Leonhard Euler

 9-193

M is for Math bonus

Summary: Odd numbers bad.

Bonus: Tom Cruise totally looks like Artosis here.



Commentary: 

Problem: Can you cross all the bridges exactly once in one route?


Answer: No

If I understand Euler correctly, the short version of the solution is: You can't have anything other than 0 or 2 sections with an odd number of bridges for it to work. 3/5 I've heard of this problem before, and it was nice to see it well explained.

I'm thankful for puzzles. They're fun.

Sunday, April 27, 2025

Bonus Sunday 4: "A Laboratory of the Open Fields" by Jean Henri Fabre

 8-97

S is for Science

Summary: Get a garden and study the bugs in it.

Bonus: Not what the piece is about, but whatever.


Commentary: "Hoc erat in votus" This was my wish.

Short bonus today. Pretty good, about Fabre's attempt to acquire enough land to study nature (mostly insects) in his way. He's more interested in seeing them alive and at work than dissecting them and what not. Interesting piece, and I think it has merit. He makes the various insects sound pretty interesting, and I think it'd be good for any of us to go out into a park or back yard or whatever and go poke around in still alive nature a bit. The above quote is from Horus. It seems to be reasonably popular, but I'd never heard it before. Always fun to find the origins of these famous saying and what not. 3/5, go look at bugs.

I was thankful for going fishing with my dad today.

Saturday, April 26, 2025

W is for "War and Peace": "What is War?" by Karl von Clausewitz

 7-479

Other W Ideas: Wealth, Will, Wisdom, and World

The last listed Great Idea.

Summary: War is thus an act of force to compel our adversary to do our will. Also, a large scale duel.

Bonus: This one was too obvious.

Commentary: What did I just read? 1/5

I am thankful for my house. I'm tired, and the weather is crappy, and I'm glad I don't have to sleep on a bench or something.

Friday, April 25, 2025

V is for "Virtue and Vice": "Sweetness and Light" by Matthew Arnold

 5-42

No other V Ideas. It kind of feels like Adler ran out of steam in some of these later ones. "I don't want to have to do an intro and catalog for both letters, I'll just make Virtue and Vice one entry. And X, Y, and Z don't need anything anyway.

Summary: Culture comes from curiosity. Or a desire for perfection. Or *ramble ramble ramble*...

Bonus: I'm sticking with curiosity. 


Commentary: This one started great. Culture comes from charity is both inspiring and reasonably accurate. Most stories start with What if... and so many other advancements and both art and science stem from trying to figure something out.

It then moved into culture is the pursuit of perfection. That's not impossible to argue, but I think a weaker claim than the former. It then quickly transitions into religion is the best expression of culture, because it tries to get us closer to God's perfection, and turns to crap. I've spent an inordinate amount of words on the conflict between the incompatibility of traditional Christianity with a "liberal education" (people are good, intelligent, and can use reasoning and morals to figure out how to live life) viewpoint. Short version: Christianity says that we're all terrible, and need to beg for grace from the genocidal maniac that created mankind knowing we'd "fuck up" and have to punish us in an act of cosmic insurance fraud by sacrificing sort of himself to himself to redeem us to himself. And you're too dumb/bad to make sense of this, so stop trying. 

Arnold improves again when he pivots off of Christianity (I'm not sure why that page or so even needed to be there) and back into the perfection scheme. He kinda-of/not really tries to draw distinctions between different types of  perfection (internal, general, etc.) 

I think the biggest flaw in this argument is illustrated when he starts talking about fashion, which is apparently constantly reaching for some Platonic Ideal of beauty. Maybe it's my colonial rugged individualism talking, but it seems like there will never be one perfect fashion. Tastes and environments can change, different fashions might work for different people (body type, etc.). Finding a universal fashion seems like it would require, at best, some sort of dystopian uniformity of everyone in terms of size, shape, color, etc.

Also, even as he pushes culture=greatness, he still slips into culture=curiosity. "What is greatness? -- culture makes us ask." CURIOSITY!

(He then gives a definition of greatness without backing it up.)

He sort of gets somewhere on materialism (just doing something isn't worthwhile if you don't value your work) but it comes across as more of a screed against valuing material accomplishments at all than making sure your goals and values align. I'd be pretty proud if I built a railroad.  

Really, this is just a bunch of "conclusions" that he flies through quickly, each one "proving" the next one, without being proved itself. He loves Ben Franklin though, so that's good at least.

Rating: 2/5? This is a hard one. There's a couple real gems, but the overall piece is a mess. It's probably worth reading if you're trying to wrestle with what culture is, what a society should aspire to, etc., but not good enough to be required or taken as too strong an influence.

I am thankful for Ben Franklin and curiosity.

Thursday, April 24, 2025

U is for "Universal and Particular": "On Mathematical Method" by Alfred White Northhead

 9-51

No other U Ideas

Summary: Students have to understand the purpose of math before they learn it.

Bonus: Two times!



Commentary: This is at least the second math essay (by different authors) I've read this month with a Hamlet reference. The he gets to Gulliver's Travels I've commented before about how it's so different to read this stuff from when the "canon" was a thing and everyone was expected to have a general foundation, as opposed to today where professors from different subjects openly scoff at each other, and students proudly avoid stepping out of their pet corner of their major as much as possible. (I'm sure there was some of that back then too, but it seems less dominant.) Likewise, the idea that you can figure out how to link math to weather to art, etc. as a student is very different from the modern, "you're an idiot who can barely read, shut up," that I got in college from most professors.

I agree with Northhead's thesis. I'm "good" at math, but damned if I wasn't lost for much of school, since it was basically presented as "Here's a list of formulas. No, we won't tell you which one goes with which problem. Now go fail the test, I can only give out 3 Bs this semester, and I'm saving them for the other section." I like the idea of moving from a physical concept (gravity, magnetism, the price of fish) to the equation, rather than the other way around.

Mathematics as a science commenced when first someone, probably a Greek, proved propositions about any things or about some things, without specification of definite particular things.

I dunno, it could've been a Mesopotamian or something. 

Rating: 3/5 Put this (or something like it) at the beginning of math classes today.

I am thankful for having all this stuff explained to me.

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

T is for Time: "The Running Down of the Universe" by Arthur Eddington

 8-565

Other T Ideas: Temperance, Theology, Truth, Tyranny and Despotism

Summary:

Bonus: Time flies like a arrow; fruit flies like a banana



Commentary: "The modern outlook on the physical world is not composed exclusively of conceptions which have arisen in the last twenty-five years." If I ever care to set up this blog enough that it needs a tagline, that might be it.

I also like that he immediately points out the inaccuracy in his card shuffling analogy:

If you take a pack of cards as it comes from the maker and shuffle it for a few minutes, all trace of the original systematic order disappears. The order will never come back however long you shuffle.

But still points out that it's a useful illustration. This then continues to an illustration of Humpty Dumpty being restored via trampoline, which is fun. He uses some other nursery rhyme-type sayings, not all of which I recognize, so I'll have to research those.

Also interesting, all the page numbers in any piece that has something like, "We shall consider the first condition immediately; the second must be deferred until p. 575." are updated to match the GWGB pages. That makes sense, but it's one of those editorial things I'd never considered before.

This was an interesting one, and kind of challenging. The language is simple enough, but the physics/philosophy/math (I'm sure there's a philosophical term for this that I don't know. It seems kind of like metaphysics, but not quite.) is a lot to wrap my head around. Definitely one I'd want to have a notepad with me to reread. (Notes on notes coming next week!)

I think this is the origin (or at least the right author and popularizer) of "Time's Arrow".

Remember: Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I like his distinction between primary (possible) and secondary (plausible). It aligns with some other philosophy stuff I've appreciated (Rosseau?) about worrying about what can realistically effect you, not all the random philosophical what ifs and ideals. 

I've always thought of entropy as "running out of" randomness, but I guess it's the opposite. I think in popular usage, it represents "as randomized as possible/matters", which is sort of the same thing. Eddington sort of gets there in a footnote, but will have to read more.

4/5: Interesting and enlightening. Gonna have to look up more Eddington to read.

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

S is for Science: "Numerical Laws and the Use of Mathematics in Science" by Norman Robert Campbell

 9-222

"Measurement" was pretty good last week, so I'll give ol' Normie another shot.

S is also for (deep breath): Same and Other, Sense, Sign and Symbol, Sin, Slavery, Soul, Space, State

Summary: By combining math, you can make more math.

Bonus:  A true classic!


Commentary: This one, maybe not so necessary. It deals with combining basic math rules to create more complicated ones. Some of it is interesting, but a lot of it starts to move into more niche stuff. Probably could've benefited from more tables/illustrations. 1/5: Nothing wrong with it, but not super interesting either.

Monday, April 21, 2025

R is for Revolution: "A Plea for Captain John Brown" by Henry David Thoreau

 6-714

Other R Ideas: Reasoning, Relation, Religion, Rhetoric

I was leaning more toward Reasoning or Rhetoric here, but the selections were pretty limited, and most were very short (one or two were very long) or already used for other letters (my own fault, could've planned better).

Summary: JOHN BROWN WAS SO GREAT!

Bonus: Historical Background:



Commentary: "I trust that you will pardon me for being here." Literally? Is this a speech? Or metaphorically in this writing? So many questions in sentence one. (It's a speech. I looked.)

Beyond that, I had a few of these sorts of pieces in 15MAD, "Look how awesome X was!" They were bad then, they're bad now. Rambly, disjointed, long on boasts and repetition, and short on specifics. Thoreau is possibly even more interested in insulting everyone else than he is puffing up Brown. He comes around a bit in the end, when he moves into trying to justify Brown's raid, but even then he keeps ranting about Brown's family and ignoring the other people with him. That's a choice, but especially a choice since some of them were fugitive slaves, which is kind of the whole point... 

Mini Review: 1/5 Please stop writing these.

Sunday, April 20, 2025

Bonus Sunday 3: Sanity of True Genius by Charles Lamb(P is for Poetry)

 5-308 

Summary: Great artists aren't crazy. You can tell, because of how real their work feels.

Bonus: Blood screen, so real!



Commentary:

 "Sanity of True Genius" boils down (it's only ~3 pages) to "Good artists aren't crazy. At most, they might dip into a small amount of crazy from time to time to create their story/characters. You can tell that they're good/not crazy because their stories make sense/seem real." I think that's pretty fair. Always good to avoid romanticizing mental illness, and there's a lot to be said for a story that feels real. I'd argue that "feels real" is the key selling point for a lot of otherwise mediocre, but popular, stories (a lot of rat-fic and Gundam off the top of my head). Rating: 3/5. Good one. Really short.


Saturday, April 19, 2025

Q is for Quantity: "Measurement" by Norman Robert Campbell

 9-204

Other Q Idea: Quality

I originally thought about trying to combine Quality and Quantity to cover both, but there are no Q readings in the Gateway.

Summary: Measuring is mostly figuring out how to count and order different objects by a specific property.

Bonus: You have to be able to count to be a Pinball Wizard



Commentary: In his intro, Campbell mentions, "that many sciences are 'mathematical'." I'm curious what sciences he's thinking of that don't involve math. Likewise, when he makes his potato example, he lists "cooking qualities" as  non-measurable, but I'd say some of those (how long does it take to cook through if boiled, for example) are easy enough to measure. A lot of this treads similar ground to the "Definition of a Number" that I read earlier, but it's much more sensible, largely by differentiating between "number" and "numeral" (the symbol that represents a number). 

He lays out three rules for numbers

1) two objects which are the same in respect of that property as some third object are the same as each other; 

(2) by adding objects successively we must be able to make a standard series one member of which will be the same in respect of the property as any other object we want to measure; 

(3) equals added to equals produce equal sums. 

 He says there's no way to arranging colors into a single order. Which is interesting, since Google tells me that the wavelengths for the colors had been discovered almost 80 years before he was born. 

Rating: 3/5 This (maybe a slightly excerpted version) is a much better introduction to the concept of numbers than the one we read earlier. A worth edition to any classic essays collection.

Friday, April 18, 2025

P is for Pleasure and Pain: "On a Certain Blindness in Human Beings" by William James

 7-141

Other P Ideas: Philosophy, Physics, Poetry, Principle, Progress, Prophecy, Prudence, Punishment

With 9 ideas (one of which is an And!) I believe this is tied with S for the most possibilities.

Summary: Classics within Classics

Bonus: I don't think I've ever actually seen an episode Wishbone:



Commentary: I usually preview the first page of several possible pieces for each day. I was pretty sure this was the one for today as soon as I read the opening paragraph.

Our judgments concerning the worth of things, big or little, depend on the feelings the things arouse in us. Where we judge a thing to be precious in consequence of the idea we frame of it, this is only because the idea is itself associated already with a feeling. If we were radically feelingless, and if ideas were the only things our mind could entertain, we should lose all our likes and dislikes at a stroke, and be unable to point to any one situation or experience in life more valuable or significant than any other.

My dislike of feelings being well established, I as both intrigued by the concept (we tend to judge things based on feelings and impressions, not objectively) and prepared to argue with the conclusion (if we had no feelings, we could still evaluate them based on some criteria. Shoutout to your 7th grade math teacher for teaching you unit rate.)

The rest of the first page goes into an "other people are as obsessed with their lives as you are with yours." I think it's interesting to see how often this was written about in the past, and it's come back, but I feel like it wasn't as popular philosophy/self-help truism for quite awhile in the mid to late 20th century.

Take our dogs and ourselves, connected as we are by a tie more intimate than most ties in this world; and yet, outside of that tie of friendly fondness, how insensible, each of us, to all that makes life significant for the other!—we to the rapture of bones under hedges, or smells of trees and lampposts, they to the delights of literature and art.

Clearly James isn't familiar with Wishbone.

I miss the old way of doing these with the Google Doc. There are a few places I want to put snarky little comments that aren't worth pasting into the blog.

After reading his rant about the "cove cabins" I'd like to hear James' opinions on glamping. I think part of his rant is sarcastic, but I'm not sure.

  We get several bonus classics, in the form of excerpts from other authors. My favorite was one from Robert Louis Stevenson, about kids and bullseye lanterns. I'll have to read more of his stuff. I'll do one short pull from the almost 3 pages! that James uses, "For to miss the joy is to miss all."

I've written a lot about happiness, contentment, etc. this month. Something I appreciate in a lot of these readings is the emphasis on focusing on happiness. Not in an unreasonable way (the phrase "toxic positivity" strikes me as somewhat toxic itself), but simply on identifying how to be happy and trying to focus on cultivating that. Some of the sub-excerpts in here (and the piece as a whole) lean a bit more towards the latter, but the Stephenson one is solid. James (with some help from Richard Jefferies) almost makes me want to believe in passion. Almost...

Rating: 3/5 I don't agree with all the excerpts and conclusions here, but some of them are solid, and I appreciate the variety of viewpoints.

I am thankful for: Both pleasureful (which Blogger is convinced isn't a word) and painful things, in different ways. Without anything unpleasant it'd be hard to really appreciate the good stuff. Within reason. Not like, "I'm glad I broke my leg so I could run after it healed." More like, "It's worth it to do frustrating things, because then you feel more proud when you succeed."

Thursday, April 17, 2025

O is for Opposition: "The Gentleman from San Francisco" by Ivan Bunin translated by Bernard Guilbert Guerney

 3-102

Other O Ideas: Oligarchy, One and Many, Opinion

Summary: Memento Mori

Bonus: Sure, I'll use that as the bonus too.



Commentary: Coming into this blind, I remember reading about some guy who claimed he was emperor of California or something, so I'm hoping that's what it's about. (It's not.)

He was firmly convinced that he was fully entitled to rest, to pleasure, to prolonged and comfortable travel, and to not a little else besides. For such a conviction he had his reasons—that, in the first place, he was rich, and, in the second, that he was only now beginning to live, despite his eight and fifty years. Until now he had not lived, but had merely existed—not at all badly, it is true, but nevertheless, putting all his hopes on the future. 

It's really easy to merely exist (not at all badly). I think it require a conscious, and sometimes exhausting, effort to avoid it. 

Despite being almost half a century newer than T5FSOB, there are a lot more slurs in here.

I've written about this style a few times (it seems to have been more popular in the past) where this is less a story, and more a summary or story about a story. The family rushes from one place to another in paragraphs that give us some minor highlights, and then we're on to something else with little relation. It's a whirlwind world tour, in the most pointless possible way.

Two thirds of the way through the titular Gentleman dies, and the story shifts into a (very slightly) more concrete narrative. Not really worth waiting to get there though.

Rating: 1/5 Not really a story.

I'm thankful for being the opposite of dead.


Wednesday, April 16, 2025

N is for "Necessity and Contingency": Of Refinement in the Arts by David Hume

 7-52

Other N Idea: Nature

Summary: Happiness is good for people and society, and happens when you balance doing things you are interested in with rest.

Bonus: Someone made this, and that made them happy, and then they shared it with society, and that made society better.



Commentary: Hume starts by discussing luxury, whether it's good or bad, etc. He says: 

But if a man reserve time sufficient for all laudable pursuits, and money sufficient for all generous purposes, he is free from every shadow of blame or reproach.

All pursuits and purposes is quite a bit. I assume he means more, "all he cares to engage in."

According to Hume: Happiness=action+pleasure+repose (sometimes indolence, but I think repose fits the context better). All are valuable, but all must be balanced. I don't know that I've ever read such a direct definition for happiness, but that seems pretty reasonable. You need both rest and to do things, and you should do them in a way that are pleasing. (Don't be one of those people who puts a ton of effort into a "hobby" that you really hate, or you won't be happy.)

He discusses how improvements in one arts tend to go with improvements in others. For example, a society with that has good manufacture will also have good science or ethics. He attributes this to a general spirit of development. I think this is something we saw during the pandemic. It didn't matter if you became a sourdough person or an interior decorator, or whatever, the people who did something did better (mentally) than the people who sat around mindlessly (as opposed to actively) streaming or playing video games or whatever.

Development in various arts also leads to socialness, since you need someone to talk about your science/crochet/gerbil breeding with. Makes sense.  Improvement in the arts also tends to lead to a more liberal society, a freer government, etc., probably for the same reason.  It also keeps the economy going.

In short, development in the arts (both "liberal" and "vulgar") helps to develop morals, society, general intelligence, and everything good about humanity. Even "vices" linked in some ways to arts are superior to those linked to mindless laziness: eg it's better to have an affair than to be a drunk. I've never really thought about it like that, but I think I'd agree. At least you're doing something/interacting when you have an affair. (Now, if you can become a drunken philosopher or kung fu master or something that's probably preferable to being a Lothario.)

Even in the 1700s, everyone looks down on Poland: 

Poland seems the most defective in the arts of war as well as peace, mechanical as well as liberal; yet it is there that venality and corruption do most prevail. 

 Rating: 4/5 This one got a bit receptive in a few places (reusing similar examples) but the core message is interesting and makes sense. At under 10 pages, it's still a solid read even with the rambling. It presents a slightly different view than the earlier "On Contentment", but I think they generally agree that doing anything "productive" is overall good. This one focuses more on why society benefits from and should encourage happiness, while "OC" was more individual. Well worth considering. 


I am thankful for having all my necessities? Kind of an awkward one.

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

M is for Man and Mathematics: "Micromégas" by Voltaire translated by H. I. Woolf

 2-241

Another double!

Other M Ideas: Matter, Mechanics, Medicine, Memory and Imagination, Metaphysics, Mind, Monarchy

Summary: Numbers

Bonus: Trippy


Commentary: This is one of the popular choices for "first sci-fi story", and I'm starting a sci-fi unit in my classes next week, so I figured I'd give it a try. It's fairly pointless, and in large part consists of dick measuring contests between aliens over who is taller, who has more senses, etc. They work their way around to philosophy eventually, but mostly as a weak summary of the ancient Greeks.

1/5: I'm really not thrilled with the quality here compared to T5FSOB. Lots of stinkers in the two weeks I've been working it.

I'm thankful for math, since it lets us do just about everything.

Monday, April 14, 2025

L is for Law and Life and Death: "The Killers" by Ernest Hemmingway

 2-169

I saw this selection showed up in two of tonight's words, and that seemed like a good enough excuse to read some more Hemmingway.

Other L Ideas:  Labor, Language, Liberty, Logic, and Love

Summary: Two killers walk into a bar diner.

Bonus: Definitely taking the easy way out tonight.

Commentary: I did not realize this was going to be a Nick Adams story, and that was a fun little surprise. I think the highlight here for me is the dialogue between the titular killers, Max and Al. They sound just like a couple of assholes would today. "Your boyfriend", "bright boy", "girl friends", etc. Kind of a short selection, and not one I have a ton to say about. (I'll refrain from adding to the piles of scholarship on Hemmingway and the n-word tonight.) 2/5

I'm thankful for being alive, so I can do fun still like go to the botanical gardens.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

Bonus Sunday 2: "(A) Proposal(s) for/to Promoting Useful Knowledge among the British Plantations in America and Relating to the Education of Youth in Pennsylvania" by Benjamin Franklin

 6-533 (Knowledge) and 536 (History)

A pair of Ben Franklin readings that're pretty short, even when combined.

Summary: Ben Franklin makes plans to form an academic Justice League and an academy of learning.

Bonus: Surprisingly, I can't find a video of "Liberal Arts Majors, Assemble!" or "By Your Powers Combined, I'm The Sciences!" or anything like that. So have some Big O (the dub's better.)


Commentary: My favorite part of the first selection (Ben Franklin creates a league of scientists in the colonies) is that he spends half of it arranging to use things that he's in charge of. "By permission of the Postmaster General." That's you, Ben Franklin. Likewise, putting the society in Philly in part because of the good library. Also you, Ben Franklin. 

From the second selection, about starting an academy, I learned that "countenance" can mean "support", as well as "face". Please make use of this in your hoighty-toighty fantasy contracts. "The Spirits of Skullkeep shall countenance the Magus when summoned."

He wants the academy to help students find marriages after graduation. Better get some personals sections going in those alumni mags. 

Beyond that, it's a reasonable if somewhat standard classical curriculum. He traces through the triv and quad, adds a few new things (gotta have that French), but there's little that hasn't been in any of the other readings on education I've featured. Total review: 2/5

Saturday, April 12, 2025

K is for Knowledge: The Will to Believe by William James

 10-39

No other K words!

Summary: There are many different types of belief.

Bonus: Lots of Gurren Lagann this month. I think I've posted this before.



Commentary: This is mostly about classifying different types of beliefs and hypothesis. Is it significant or minor, is it mandatory or avoidable (eg, if I ask if you want a raincoat when you go outside, you could choose yes, no, or not go outside), knowable or not.

I think the most interesting is "dead" vs "alive" a live hypothesis is one where both possibilities seem plausible to you. For example, I could believe both that I'll catch 10 fish tomorrow or none. I don't think it's plausible that I'll catch a rhino. 

Rating: 2/5. This is a nice meaty philosophy text, probably well worth it if you're into that sort of thing. If I liked philosophy more, I think I'd have enjoyed it. As is, it's a little dense/in the weeds for me. 

Friday, April 11, 2025

J is for Justice: "On World Government" by Dante Alighieri

 7-383

Other J idea: Judgement (kind of similar) 

Summary: God/Aristotle (same dif) says you need an Emperor

Bonus: (Why don't I ever embed these?) My preferred form of world government:



Commentary: Interestingly, after the other day's reading, Dante thinks it's pointless to try to teach people to be happy, since Aristotle already did it perfectly (Plutarch lived ~500 years after Aristotle). 

Dante is very convinced that all civilizations should share the same main goal(s). This seems pretty questionable to me, but I was prepared to let him argue it out. He says that goal (borrowed from Aristotle) is "the ability to grow in intelligence." I certainly think that's a good goal (gestures towards blog), but I don't know that it's the ultimate end all-be-all of all civilization. If anything, it seems more like a goal that could be used to lead to other goals (better health, happiness, etc.) It might be a useful "metagoal" for accomplishing these things, but making it the prime-goal feels backwards to me. 

His best route to this goal is universal peace. That seems reasonable enough. I guess you can make the "we discovered a lot of useful stuff via war" argument, but I think it's a stretch to say war is necessary (or even the most efficient) way to advance knowledge. 

This is his basic reasoning for the need for world government. And, to be very clear, this is explicitly a top down "monarch or emperor" government. No world democratic council shenanigans here. (There are legislators in there somewhere, though.) State, local, etc. governments do remain intact, they just get very little say in things that aren't directly under them. 

There's a lot of "obviously this is true" or "just read THE PHILOSOPHER (Aristotle)" across this whole essay, and not a lot of actual proving. (In addition to a bunch of "God wants world government.)

As someone who is broadly supportive of a more active world (or at least super-national) government, this essay is, if anything, making me support it less. He never really proves anything, just goes "Obviously a universal government will be the most just/freeing/etc. and then appeals to "purity"(mixing governments makes the impure!) and God. Broadly, I support what I call "hourglass government". Power should be concentrated locally (as the most directly affected by issues) and at the highest possible level (as the one with the broadest base of experience and resources) everything in between is just middle management to connect the two and should be minimized.

Rating: 1/5. I'm not offended, it's just bad. Dante is a proto-facist?

Thursday, April 10, 2025

I is for Infinity: "Definition of a Number" by Bertrand Russel

 9-111

Other I Ideas: Idea, Immortality, Induction

Summary: A number is a number which is the same as the other numbers that are the same number as it.

Bonus: Marvel Vs Capcom 2 is silly

Commentary: This is largely a review of your middle school math vocabulary (domain, set, etc.) He does eventually get to what he claims is the definition of number:

"A number is anything which is the number of some class."

Russel admits this is somewhat circular, but attempts to justify it by explaining that you can't define "the class of fathers" without first defining father. Of course, he's doing the opposite here. He manages to sort of define "classes of numbers" as "The number of a class is the class of all those classes that are similar to it." The similar is making this a real fuzzy definition, but it's not completely circular. But you need to define number to define "class of number" not the other way around (just as you use father to define "class of father" not "class of father" to define father.)

For the sake of the blog, I looked up number in a couple different dictionaries (I even drug down the N volume of our encyclopedia). I think my favorite comes from wiktionary:  An abstract entity used to describe quantity.

0/5 Pointless.

I'm grateful for the infinite combinations of words that I can read and write.

Wednesday, April 9, 2025

H is for Happiness: "Contentment by Plutarch" (Translated by Moses Hadas)

 10-264

Other H words: Habit, History, Honor, Hypothesis

Summary: Do the things that make your life better.

Bonus: It's time for bed, this video might go with the reading, whatever. Top 1 Anime Deaths.

Commentary: I could really use more contentment in my life, so I went with this for tonight. Might go fishing this weekend, that's a good contentment activity.

I have put together notes on contentment which I had made for my own use, in the conviction that what you desired was not a polished literary composition but something that would be serviceable and helpful.

I feel like this is a very contentmentful was of writing. 

Next time someone makes fun of you for rehearsing your argument in your head, tell them Xenophon and Plutarch recommend it:

It is the same with arguments which are specifics for the passions: sensible people should rehearse them before the passions arise to have them in stock for greater effectiveness.  

His first major tip for contentment is to go do stuff. Specifically, good stuff. 

Timorous and seasick voyagers imagine their plight would be eased if they transferred from a sloop to a merchantman and then from a merchantman to a warship; but their efforts are futile because they carry their bile and their squeamishness with them.

I love everything about this.

Plato likened life to a game of dice, where we must make an advantageous throw, and then make proper use of whatever falls. The first of these, the advantageous throw, is not in our discretion; but to receive what fate allots properly, to assign each item a place where what we like will do most good and what we dislike least harm—that is our function if we are wise. Men who approach life without craftsmanship and intelligence are like sick people who can tolerate neither heat nor cold; prosperity elates them and adversity dejects them. They are perturbed by either lot, or rather by themselves in either lot, and no less in so-called prosperity than in the other. 

At this point, I'm just gonna quote this whole piece. I like a lot of things about this:

1. It acknowledges the role (roll!) of things outside our control in the quality of our lives. (Later identified as a small part, also good.)

2. It frames making the best of what life gives us as a responsibility.

3. I like the use of "craftmanship" here. Being a good craftsman in any regard is underrated. It's become almost an insult in some cases.

4. People who are upset about everything are usually actually upset about themselves.

"Well done, Fortune! You have driven me to Stoicism.” That's a T-shirt.

Honestly, I could quote about half this piece. It's great. It says all the same things optimistic platitudes say, but backs them up with reasoning. 5/5, must read for anyone. First one for this challenge, and only the 3rd or 4th overall.    

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

G is for God: "What Men Live By" by Leo Tolstoy (translated by Nathan Haskell Dole)

 3-707

Other G words: Good and Evil and Government

Summary: An angel is banished to Earth to learn about love. It's like It's a Wonderful Life: Silver Age Thor Edition

Bonus: Final Fantasy VII is peak MIDI.

Commentary: I picked this one out a while ago, and I'm a little surprised I picked God for my G word. I'm guessing I just did it as an excuse to read Tolstoy. 

First impressions: Wow, that's a lot of epigraph! 

I like the cobbler almost giving the guy his hat, but then changing his mind since he's bald and the guy has hair. 

The ending is really the most interesting part. It starts out in the OT "God is a dick, hurray!" mode that I spent so much time complaining about last year, but veers into a more NT "Love each other" lane. It's interesting to see the two (often separate) aspects blended in one story. Classics grade 2/5: Worth reading, but not required.

I'm thankful for finally having an excuse to read some Tolstoy. Now I can be even more of an insufferable hipster. 

Monday, April 7, 2025

F is for Family: "Rappaccini's Daughter" by Nathaniel Hawthorne

 3-128

Other F Ideas: Fate and Form

Summary: "Rappaccini's Daughter is made of mad plant science." 

Bonus: 

There's camp, and then there's Camp.

Commentary: I remember reading and enjoying "Rappaccini's Daughter" in undergrad. Before I reread it, I want to say that the summary I have in my head is, "Rappaccini's Daughter is made of mad plant science."  Excited to see if that's still correct, I'm misremembering, or it's a entirely different story all together. (Edit: I was right.)

Hawthorne emphasizes, "It was strangely frightful to the young man’s imagination to see this air of insecurity in a person cultivating a garden, that most simple and innocent of human toils." We often see gardening as a refuge in fiction, so it is interesting to see the opposite here. Also, the phrase, "her virgin zone" exists, as in:

She looked redundant with life, health, and energy; all of which attributes were bound down and compressed, as it were, and girdled tensely, in their luxuriance, by her virgin zone.

Top pull quote of the month so far. Drop that at parties to sound cultured. 

The foreshadowing is heavy here. Lots of "she and the plant were as the same", "Other absurd rumors there be, not worth talking about or listening to",  and things of that nature.

"RD" is an interesting combination of Hawthorne's very literary writing style with very pulpy mad scientist tropes. Obviously these weren't particularly developed in the 1840s (it wouldn't surprise me if Rappaccini is the basis for some more modern mad scientist characters), but the weirdness of the combo makes him seem even crazier.

"He cares infinitely more for science than for mankind. His patients are interesting to him only as subjects for some new experiment. He would sacrifice human life, his own among the rest, or whatever else was dearest to him, for the sake of adding so much as a grain of mustard seed to the great heap of his accumulated knowledge."

It doesn't get much more mad sciencey than that. When did we stop using the mustard seed as a unit of measure? I feel like I used to see it often. It's the 19th century banana for scale.

Cellini gets a cameo! Classics crossover!  (Also, the obvious Beatrice refence to Dante, who is also mentioned.) 

“Was it a hard doom?” asked Giovanni, fixing his eyes upon her.

“Only of late have I known how hard it was,” 


3/5 Even better than I remembered it. Go read your literary mad science.

I am thankful for Family in general, but especially my wife, who I will now go snuggle before bed.

 

Sunday, April 6, 2025

Bonus Sunday 1: "The Telltale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe

 2-273

Summary: Murder! Guilt! Spooky!

Bonus: Christopher Lee

Commentary: Got back from a convention, grabbing a quickie. As anyone whose followed the blog since the beginning will know, I like Poe quite a bit. I read "The Telltale Heart" years ago (undergrad?) and it's a bit different than I remember. I thought there was more of a reason to the murder, and the cops were there for longer. On the topic of Poe, I saw (supposedly) the actual raven that inspired "The Raven" at a library in Philadelphia once. Seems questionable, but cool either way. 3/5 solid story. Very effective for such a short story.

Saturday, April 5, 2025

E is for Emotion: "A Passion in the Desert" by Honoré de Balzac

 3-436

Other words for E: Education, Element, Eternity, Evolution, Experience

Summary: A guy lost in the desert befriends and kills a panther.

Bonus: Dated memes

Commentary: The idea of this one is that you can tame an animal using its desires. That's a fair topic for a story (though a little close to last night's), but the execution here is kinda meh. The guy pets a wild panther into submission, then kills it when it plays a little rough with him. Feels kind of obvious, and short on details. 1/5 Not a great story.

I am thankful for absolutely nothing related to emotions. A bad word to pair with a bad story.

Friday, April 4, 2025

D is for Desire: "The Darling" by Anton Chekov

 3-452

Other words for D: Definition, Democracy, Dialectic, Duty

Summary: A woman has no opinions except those of the men she's with.

Bonus: Wessels

Commentary: I 100% picked this one just to read some Chekov. It's weird to see someone using "sent to Siberia" unironically, it's become such a joke for us.

"please don’t butt in! It’s really annoying!" sounds very modern for the rest of the story. Probably just a translation quirk.

It's interesting to read a story from a long time a go and another culture (it's interesting in and of itself to have a Russian story in a "Western" anthology) about codependency. I something I think of as more modern (the word doesn't really exist until the early 80s). I've said before that this is one of my favorite parts of reading these selections, seeing how issues we think are new actually existed for years and in other places. 2/5 Good story, but not a must read or anything.

I'm grateful for having Desires. Sometimes it's hard to muster them, but life is better when you do.

Thursday, April 3, 2025

C is for Courage: "Mowgli's Brothers" by Rudyard Kipling

 2-126

Summary: Prometheus Mowgli steals fire and is banished.

Bonus: There's really only one choice here.

Commentary: Not super impressed with this one. Kipling's writing is awkward (ye is well out of date compared to the rest of his vocabulary), the story's not particularly exciting (Mowgli never really seems to be much threatened by Shere Khan), and he's probably the least developed character in his own story. 1/5 not worth its pages in the collection.

I'm grateful for all the people who have had the courage to stand up for the rights we (mostly) enjoy today.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

B is For Beauty: "How Should One Read a Book?" by Virginia Woolf

5-5

B is for: beauty and being (surprisingly slim pickings)

Summary: Read however you want, but keep an open mind.

Bonus: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? 

Commentary: Apparently I need to read another one of these. Or I'm just a masochist. I think that's 3 "How to read..." articles and a whole book, plus the intros from the Gateway (which, btw, I recommend over pushing through all of How to Read a Book unless you have a good reason).

Woolf is more flexible than Adler. While he offers some options in the exact technique you go about reading and marking a book, he's fairly specific on what the questions you should ask, what you should mark, etc. Woolf opens as follows:

Even if I could answer the question for myself, the answer would apply only to me and not to you. The only advice, indeed, that one person can give another about reading is to take no advice, to follow your own instincts, to use your own reason, to come to your own conclusions. 

"Squirting half the house to water a single rosebush," is a great metaphor for doing things carelessly. All of you should use it in your blogs this month, let's get it into the lexicon. 

Both Adler and Woolf emphasize working with the author to understand their writing, and waiting to criticize until you've read and understand, though both agree criticism is an important part of reading (Woolf is more forceful here). We often talk about how good writers need to read a lot, but I think Woolf is the first person I've read recommending that a reader try writing to get an idea of the process. 

I don't know how I feel about her contention that most non-fiction isn't art. Is a portrait or a landscape of a real thing not art, but fantasy art is? 

I think I'm getting close to the part of my classics journey where she talks about starting to find books that relate to our tastes in other books. I was thinking about doing either the full Gateway or maybe a Norton Anthology, but I think my to read list seems long enough to just dive in. 

This accidentally paired nicely with last night: the art of writing and that of reading. Another 3/5 on the Classics scale (the Classics scale is very judgey. "Good" starts at a 2.)

I'm grateful for all the Beautiful books I get to read.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

A is for Art: "On Style" by Art Schopenhauer

FIRST DAY OF A TO Z! 5-124

Real fast version if this is your first time here. This blog is, mostly, me reading and commenting on various pieces of classic literature. Last year, year I did The Harvard Classics; this year, I'm doing The Gateway to the Great Books. Every day I take a word from the editor (Mortimer Adler)'s list of "Great Ideas" that goes with the day's letter. I'll grab one or two readings from it that add up to ~15 pages and tell you about them. Just for fun, I'll also list the other possible words. The numbers in parenthesis above indicate the volume and page number. I'm working from the pdf here.

A: Angels (not included in The Gateway), Animal, Aristocracy, and Astronomy. 

Summary: Write honestly, and make sure you have something to say. 

Bonus: With style!

Commentary: One of the things I appreciate about The Gateway compared to last year is that I mostly get to read, if not complete pieces, at least complete sections.

"Style is the physiognomy of the mind, and a safer index to character than the face. To imitate another man’s style is like wearing a mask."

I've written before about the tenuous relationship between writers and "artists." I think this is less true now than it was a decade or two ago, but there was a time where it seemed pretty common to not consider writers artists, or to consider them a sort of "fringe", as opposed to painters, musicians, etc. I think Schopenhauer's piece is a great rebuttal of this. He explains how writers have styles, just as other artists do, and how they develop and present that style is how they make their art. But this isn't just a puff piece for writers. It also has some good advice, and plenty of take downs of writers who try to disguise their lack of knowledge or otherwise puff themselves up. Great piece, should be mandatory reading in writing classes. 3/5 on the Classics scale (most people should read it, but not earth shaking.)

I'm grateful to be able to, in my own small way, help the next generation of artists. I got a creative writing elective approved at my school for next year, and I'm very excited for it.


"Woodcraft and Camping" by George "Nessmuk" Sears Part 1 (Ch 1)

 I've got a lot of camping coming up next month, so I thought it'd be fun to do a camping book for a bit. I talked about this a litt...