Phone Posting

 Left main computer at work today, so trying a phone post for the first time. Someone was complaining about people misusing participles, "I seen," should be "I saw," that kind of thing. I'll skip the dialect debate, because I don't like phone posting. I told him it could also be, "I've seen," as in, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion." Told you it's the one most likely to be useful in casual conversation. Still working on the next sentence. I always forget that the C-beams glitter specifically in the dark.

Phone post, away!