Friday, June 6, 2025

Ben Franklin Short: Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745)

 I think I'm going to sit down and do Ben Franklin's Autobiography as my next full read. For tonight, I'm just gonna grab a short piece.

THE GOOGLE DOC IS BACK!

Bonus: 

Especially before they get saggy.

Summary: Advice to young men: Get a MILF. Maybe even a GILF.

Commentary: Political incorrectness aside, I can't fault Franklin's advice here. I too would rather fuck a classy older woman than a mercenary prostitute. Especially if she would also make me soup when I was sick and stuff. More importantly, this letter was apparently a critical example in getting some obscenity laws overturned. Ben Franklin still fighting for liberty 200 years later.

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