Thursday, February 29, 2024

Feb 29– "Hermann and Dorothea" (1797) by Goethe translated by Ellen Frothingham

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Feb 29– Hermann and Dorothea (1797) by Goethe translated by Ellen Frothingham

Summary: Boy and girl want to get married. Boy's dad not happy. They get married in the end.

Commentary: I admit I'm kind of rushed on this one. I think what sticks out the most is how differently Hermann speaks from Dorothea. She sounds relatively "normal" while he sounds like he's permanently tipping his fedora. Sometimes hard to tell with these kinds of things in an older/translated work, but it stands out.

I was really expecting Dorothea to be the one who proposed, since it's Leap Day. I appreciate that we got a reading for today , but I feel like Elliot could've been a little more fun/thematic about it. This kind of falls into a generic "good romance poem" category.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Feb 28– "On The Institution and Education of Children" by Montaigne (1575) Translated by John Florio

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Feb 28– "On The Institution and Education of Children" by Montaigne (1575) Translated by John Florio

Summary: Montaigne thinks education is hard, and then proceeds to say to do all the same things people say we should do in education today.

Commentary: This was a rough translation to read. I cheated a little and also read parts from Cottons's.

I don't have a ton of great insight here. I agree with 90% of what Montaigne argues for. Letting students try things and make mistakes, not just lecturing endlessly, adjusting education to fit the student... It's all pretty obvious pedagogy. His need to drop random quotes in every 20 words is questionable.

One thing that was interesting was his idea that (unless I'm reading too literally) kids should be put into study-abroad type programs as young as possible. Probably a little more practical in Europe where the countries are smaller, but difficult is America to truck every 6 year old to French Canada and/or Mexico for a week for some foreign language exposure. Maybe you could make it work with different regions within a larger country. I can certainly see the value, but sounds expensive, difficult, etc. Probably worth it though. Think how much kids learn at a simple sleep away camp half an hour from home.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Feb 27– Longfellow’s Poems(~1839-1182)

Fight The Powah be a Believer fly like a Butterfly or whatever song best represents your Brave Heart.

Feb 27– Longfellow’s Poems(~1839-1182)

Summary: It's an epic fantasy/space opera concept album.

Commentary: Who said the 19th century can't go hard? Why have I never read Longfellow before? I've taken however many poetry classes. I teach Brit Lit. This guy is awesome! Why don't we have more (modern) poetry about living life to the fullest, standing with your friends/family, remembering the bittersweet good times, and... anything other than how much life sucks, really?

A couple of my favorites to convince you GO READ THIS GUY!

Life is real! Life is earnest!

    And the grave is not its goal;

Dust thou art, to dust returnest,

    Was not spoken of the soul.

-- "A Psalm of Life"

Go. Live. Life.

Monday, February 26, 2024

Reflections on Week 8 (Feb 19- 25)

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Working on getting a little ahead. I was up 3 or 4 days, but then the weekend caught up with me.

Quick review on this week's readings:

Feb 19 Buddhist Writings: 3/5 Only because I also read "Death's Messengers" which was adjacent, but not assigned. The ones in here were just ok. 

Feb 20 "Letters on The Quakers" by Voltaire: 3/5 Interesting reading on the Quakers, and the lack of self awareness by Voltaire is worth thinking on a little.

Feb 21 "What is University" by Newman: 3/5 Another one that I don't entirely agree with, but that makes some points worth thinking about, which is the whole point of this project.

Feb 22 Burns: 0/5

Feb 23 Samuel Pepsys by Stevenson: 2/5 I would've rather read excerpts from Pepsys than this review of it. Did enjoy his suggestions to write when/where you read a book inside the cover.

Feb 24 "L'Allegro", "Il Penseroso", and "The Nightingale" by Milton: 1/5 Milton is about as good of a poet as Burns, but he gets a point for at least being readable.

Feb 25 The Shortest Way with The Dissenters by Dafoe: 2/5 Fair satire, but overly long.

Weekly Average: 2 It was all going so well before Burns. Overall, kind of an odd week for selections. As I pointed out, the Buddhist selections aren't the strongest in T5FSOB (or even the most representative), and the Pepsys review feels iffy without being familiar with the original. 


Overall Thoughts on The Project:

Starting to be able to build connections between the readings more now. Some of that is seeing the same writers again (second appearances for both Milton and Voltaire) and some is just getting more used to styles and time periods I'm not as familiar with. I think I'd like a little more context for some of the selections. Not a long "study guide" or whatever, but slightly more info on how/why they were selected, and maybe one or two questions/things to focus on. Why is Elliot so obsessed with Burns? How did he decide which Buddhism entries to feature? There's some value in the relatively "blank" way most of the selections are presented in terms of letting you make up your own mind, but it's a little unsatisfying to read a selection and go "Why is this here?" and not be able to get an answer.

Feb 26– Hugo’s Preface to Cromwell(1823)

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Feb 26– Hugo’s Preface to Cromwell(1827)

Summary: Victor Hugo is nostalgic for a time before he was born, but thinks the present is perfect.

Commentary: As someone who often skips/skims prologues, I appreciate Hugo acknowledging that they're often not read. I'm a little less sure about a lot of the other content.

Let us set out from a fact. The same type of civilization, or to use a more exact, although more extended expression, the same society, has not always inhabited the earth. The human race as a whole has grown, has developed, has matured, like one of ourselves. It was once a child, it was once a man; we are now looking on at its impressive old age. Before the epoch which modern society has dubbed "ancient," there was another epoch which the ancients called "fabulous," but which it would be more accurate to call "primitive." Behold then three great successive orders of things in civilization, from its origin down to our days.

This is one of those "big ideas with no explanation" that we've seen a few times in these essays. All of history can apparently be neatly dropped into pre-Classical, Classical, and post-Classical (Christian). I'm not a historian, but that seems iffy. Are we in a fourth era now? It feels like he thinks society reached a peak (or at least an end state) 200 odd years ago, which seems insane to me. Can society even reach an end state (short of going extinct)? Everything changes all the time.


A large part of the prologue is a contradictory story of how humanity advanced from the seemingly perfect, pastoral pre-Classical state to the modern TRUTH of Christianity. 

Each race exists at its own pleasure; no property, no laws, no contentions, no wars.

A spiritual religion, supplanting the material and external paganism, makes its way to the heart of the ancient society, kills it, and deposits, in that corpse of a decrepit civilization, the germ of modern civilization. This religion is complete, because it is true; between its dogma and its cult, it embraces a deep-rooted moral. and first of all, as a fundamental truth, it teaches man that he has two lives to live, one ephemeral, the other immortal; one on earth, the other in heaven

A portion of these truths had perhaps been suspected by certain wise men of ancient times, but their full, broad, luminous revelation dates from the Gospels. The pagan schools walked in darkness, feeling their way, clinging to falsehoods as well as to truths in their haphazard journeying. Some of their philosophers occasionally cast upon certain subjects feeble gleams which illuminated but one side and made the darkness of the other side more profound. Hence all the phantoms created by ancient philosophy. None but divine wisdom was capable of substituting an even and all-embracing light for all those flickering rays of human wisdom. Pythagoras, Epicurus, Socrates, Plato, are torches: Christ is the glorious light of day.

Thus paganism, which moulded all creations from the same clay, minimizes divinity and magnifies man. Homer's heroes are of almost the same stature as his gods. Ajax defies Jupiter, Achilles is the peer of Mars. Christianity on the contrary, as we have seen, draws a broad line of division between spirit and matter. It places an abyss between the soul and the body, an abyss between man and God.

 There's two things to unpack that I find interesting here:

1. Hugo apparently thought that Christianity was the end-goal of all religion and was perfect, and thus the Christian period was the endgame of all civilization. 

2. The "primitive" era sounds nearly perfect, but he just kind of breezes past that on his way (through the flawed "ancient" era) to the "better" present.

It's crazy to me to think that someone 200 years ago thought they were living at the apex of history and that nothing could advance from there. They were in the middle of the industrial revolution, supposedly civilizing the world, etc.  Things are (I think) better now than they were then (on average) and I still hope/assume that things will be better again in 200 years. 

Likewise it's weird to see an artist who's so 100% in on Christianity today. I think artists (as a whole) lean more towards either "none" or new age today. Back then, we see a lot of deists and what not. This was written when Hugo was young (early 20s) and he did seem to move more that way in old age. It's also weird to me to think that people closer to Eden/Genesis (as he says) would be "wrong" religiously. Wouldn't the people who closer physically/chronologically to God know better than some people who were 1500 years post Jesus?

The part about ignoring the seeming perfection of the ancient/pastoral times is what sticks out to me the most though. If we accept that society is broadly progressing for the better (fair) then how is a period with conflict, bad laws, etc. better than peace and freedom?

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Feb 25– The Shortest-Way with the Dissenters by Daniel Defoe (1702)

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Feb 25– The Shortest-Way with the Dissenters by Daniel Defoe (1702)

Summary: Satire suggesting that England needs to oppress/murder all the Protestants.

Commentary: We should bring back ridiculous over the top satire. I feel like when commenting on modern political events we often repurpose old ones. People should get on writing their own! 

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Feb 24– Poems Written at Horton by John Milton (1632-1638)

Nightingale Read Aloud


Summary: Paired poems about a happy and sad day, and contrasting a Nightingale to a Cuckoo.

Commentary: Milton continues to write like a middle schooler, full of forced rhymes. The initial pair "L'Allegro" and "Il Penseroso" are an interesting concept (contrasting poems about a banishing and embracing melancholy), but the imagery becomes repetitive and questionable by the midpoint of either. Compressing both down to a total of 50 or 100 lines (as opposed to the current 150+ each) would potentially leave an interesting pair. Might be a fun project.

The Nightingale sonnet is short and sweet (as sonnets more or less have to be), but doesn't really go anywhere. Milton praises the nightingale, and asks for its blessing, in contrast with the cuckoo, but we don't really get a reason why the nightingale is preferable. In a better poem, this could've been ironic (everyone loves the nightingale/hates the cuckoo for no reason). Such a twist would've been within Milton's oeuvre (Satan in Paradise Lost), though he wouldn't get there for a few more decades.

Also, I looked them both up, cuckoo calls are much nicer than nightingales. They sound just like cuckoo clocks (unsurprising) while nightingales are generic and kind of grating.

Finally, "Warbl'st" is not a word you can put in anything other than a comedy poem. It's just too silly. 

Friday, February 23, 2024

Feb 23– Samuel Pepsys by Robert Louis Stevenson (1881)

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Summary: An interesting book review.

Commentary: This is kind of an odd one. As noted, it's mostly a commentary on Samuel Pepsys's diary. It's not bad, just kind of weird that we're reading about the book instead of the book itself. Maybe the original diary was too long? Elliot couldn't get the rights? It was considered common and accepted that people would already be familiar with it? Really, all it did is make me want to read Pepsys's original diary. There's really not a ton of critique in general in T5FSOB, which makes it even weirder. If there were a half dozen critiques on Shakespeare and one on Milton and another on Pascal, then it'd fit. I did enjoy his little anecdote about noting the time and place you read a book. Might start doing that for the physical books I read. It sounds fun. I have a student who likes to see other people's annotations in books, and I can see how it'd be kind of fun to see someone's note and imagine reading it on a beach 20 years ago, after a breakup, on the train going to work, etc. The story of the story...

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Feb 22– Seriously, more Burns? (1794)

Over the Hills and Far Away

Summary: Burns still writes like a 7th grader.

Commentary: Instead of complaining about Burns, I'm going to complain about how we don't talk about Columbia enough anymore.  Columbia is (more was) a personification of the United States. More specifically, I think she represents the values of the US. Freedom, liberty, equality, etc. While we don't always look up to those values, I think it's good to have aspirational symbols to remind us of who we want to be. Today, the dominant national personification of the US today is Uncle Sam. I've talked a fair amount about the value of shared cultural symbols, values, identities, etc. and I think that he's not really a great example of that. What does Uncle Sam want you to do? Enlist in the army, pay your taxes, buy war bonds. He represents concrete actions you can take to support the Unites States as a country. His Wikipedia page says, " the figure of Uncle Sam specifically represents the government, the female figure of Columbia represents the United States as a nation," and I think that hits close to the issue. It's good to support your country materially, but Columbia gives us something to fight for, something to aspire to, something we want our country to be. Uncle Sam just wants it to still exist tomorrow, and is less concerned with whether it's the best country it can be.

Feb 21– What is a University? by John Henry Newman (1852)

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Feb 21– What is a University? by John Henry Newman (1852)

Summary: A university is a place where people with an interest in all different subjects gather to learn.

Commentary: This really can be divided into three parts of (to me) increasing debatability.

First: Universities should mix together people with different backgrounds, interests, etc. I think that's pretty straight forward and good, and I wish the schools I went to had taken a more active role in doing so. In undergrad, they kept us fairly segregated (dorm X was for people in X major or background, dorm Y for people in or from Y. Even our gen eds were often grouped by our major, so you couldn't escape even if you took a class outside your department). My grad program was remote, and I think the university really didn't care as long as the checks cleared and we didn't cause any scandals. From what I understood, they weren't  even sure what university services we actually qualified for... Obviously, interacting with other people, learning about other subjects, etc. is good for you. It's the whole point of this project!

Second: While books are useful, some things can only be learned through direct conversation with a teacher. I think this is a point we debate a lot today, and I often see people coming down 100% on one side or the other. If you don't have an advanced degree in it, you can't talk about it on the one side vs degrees are worthless, you can learn everything you'd ever need from Google on the other. In truth, neither one is right, and I think Newman engages with this more honestly than most. I will say that he seems to undervalue actual practice. The example he uses is behavior in high society. Obviously, having an instructor is helpful (probably more helpful than reading a book) but unless you actually go to a fancy ball or whatever, you'll never really master the skills.

Third: He uses religion as an example of why we need guiding principles in education. On the surface, pretty agreeable. But there's the age old question of "who gets to set the principles?" This is further complicated by his choice of example: religious instruction. According to him, Christianity is obviously true, and anyone who has any pagan beliefs needs to be deprogrammed. Obviously, you can't just casually throw that out without proof (in fact, uncertainty and necessity the of faith are key tenants of many Christian denominations) thus showing that there's a lot of  difficulty in attempting to define a higher principle for a field.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Feb 20– “Letters on The Quakers” by Voltaire (1733)

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Summary: Voltaire talks to a Quaker about the tenants and history of his faith.

Commentary: I grew up in an area with a lot of Quakers, but I don't think I ever knew any personally. I've been sort of interested in them for a while. Seems like a very egalitarian religion, tolerant and big on service. You hear a lot of good things about Quakers, and they don't seem to be prone to molesting children or lobbying to prevent abortion or anything. This reading makes them sound (at least 300 years ago) to be a lot more specific than we hear about them being today. Most of the modern readings I've seen make them same almost like Unitarian Universalists. There's (probably) a god (of some kind), and other than that it's up to you. The man Voltaire interviewed seems much more into a specific, if less hierarchal, form of Christianity. Curious if this is just a result of who he spoke with, a change in time, or still accurate and just not something emphasized as much today. Cynically, it'd make sense for Quakers to position themselves as these feel good deists to try and recruit, and then get stricter once you're in. Not everything has to be cynical though.

Monday, February 19, 2024

Feb 19– Buddhist Writings translated by Henry Clarke Warren

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Feb 19– Buddhist Writings translated by Henry Clarke Warren

Summary: We all die someday. Also, Buddha almost tricks himself, but avoids cannabalism.

Comments: We didn't get "Death's Messengers" today, which is a shame. It's a great title, and also a solid read. Bonus points for imagining King Yama from Dragon Ball going "Oh Man!" before every sentence. "You're gonna die someday, you should be a good person while you're here," is a different spin on memento mori, and one I think I can get behind. Also, comically excessive torture, like it was written by an 8 year old, "And then we'll chop him up with axes, and then light him on fire, and then hand him upside down!" 

Honestly, "The Devoted Wife" has a similar moral, but I don't think it's quite as tight or interesting.

"The Hare Birth-Story" is interesting, since it seems most cultures have a "moon rabbit" myth of some kind. I got in trouble for pointing that out after we read a South American one in Spanish class in high school. But now I get to say it on my blog that no one reads, and no one can yell at me.


Reflections on Week 7 (Feb 12-18)

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Back on track!

Quick review on this week's readings:

Feb 12 Selected Writings by Abraham Lincoln: 3/5 Gettysburg Address good, Amnesty good try, Letter to Bixby good (but maybe scam?)

Feb 13 Cellini's Autobiography: 3/5 This one was just weird. Cool, but hard to believe.

Feb 14 Discourse on The Passion of Love by Pascal: 1/5 Pascal is not a great writer, and his ideas about romance are terrible.

Feb 15 All for Love by John Dryden: 4/5 Hard to rate without being able to watch. Seemed good though.

Feb 16 Origin of Species by Charles Darwin: 2/5 Meh, go back to describing piles of dead shellfish and the mini-ecosystems they form.

Feb 17 Tartuffe by Molière: 4/5 Seems like an interesting play from the first couple scenes.

Feb 18 Treaty of Ghent: 2/5 Interesting, but repetitive. 

Overall Average: 2.7 Good spread this week. I like when we get a wide variety of types of readings. Fiction, nonfiction, prose, plays, essays. About the only thing we didn't get was some kind of prose fiction.


Overall Thoughts on The Project:

Reading one play and watching another in the same week confirms my "plays are meant to be seen, not read" theory. Maybe kids would hate Shakespeare less if schools just had them watch it and read select scenes instead of suffer through the whole play before watching the movie at the end "as a treat."

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Feb 18– Treaty of Ghent (1814)

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Feb 18– Treaty of Ghent (1814)

Summary: Everything goes back to how it was before the war, and the UK and US appoint a bunch of commissioners to judge things.\

Commentary: It's really interesting to look at a treaty between two hypothetically equalish powers, where neither one was annihilated. Most of the others I've seen are like, "Germany gets owned by the Allies for X years." 

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Reflections on Week 6 (Feb 5-11)

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Delayed a bit by getting sick last weekend, but I still didn't miss a day! 

Quick review on this week's readings:

5th Sinbad from The 1001 Nights: 4/5 A fun, if slightly goofy in a few places, adventure story.

6th Edward The Second by Marlowe: 5/5 I love Marlowe. Also, great choice of scene by Eliot here. I was a little iffy on starting at the end of the play, but we got some good hammy villainy, a comeuppance, and a head on pike! What more could you ask for?

7th Letter to The Right Honorable Early of Chesterfield: 2/5 I guess we're supposed to think it's clever that he sarcastically is telling Chesterfield to shove it since he was successful in spite of him.

8th Burns: 0/5 Please stop.

9th Germany by Tacitus: 3/5 As far as these "real places as fantasy kingdoms" type entries go, this one wasn't quite up to some of the others. Still interesting and informative.

10th Letters from England by Voltaire: 2/5 Very rambly

11th Discourse on Method by Descartes: 2/5 I think I just don't care for the French philosophers.

Weekly average 2.6 Well, it started off good. Can't really do anything about Burns, and the French philosophers in general have leaned into overstating kind of meh thoughts.


Overall Thoughts on The Project:

No deep takeaways this week. I'm just glad I was able to keep up with at least the readings when I got sick, even if I had to go back and redo some commentary. This project turned into a kind of an accidental New Years Resolution, and I feel good about keeping it going.

Feb 17– Tartuffe by Molière (1664) translated by Curtis Hidden Page

TARTUFFE: THE SPRY WONDERDOG!

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Feb 17– Tartuffe by Molière (1664) translated by Curtis Hidden Page

I couldn't easily find a production that used the same script, so have this delightfully retro 80s VHS rip.

Summary: A con-man ingratiates himself into a wealthy household.Probably to seduce the daughter, if I'm reading the foreshadowing correctly. We're only on Act 1.

Commentary: Interesting camera work in this production. I wonder how (if?) you could do the first person style on stage. It does cut/rearrange the script pretty heavily. I like Damis just casually dumping a love quadrangle (pentagon?) in one line at the start of scene 4. Very economical. It's nice to see they had creepy cults of personality around con-men in 17th century France as we do today. That's one of the most comforting things about T5FSOB, all the awful crap going on in the world today looks a lot like the awful crap from 200+ years ago, and we're still spinning through space. Hopefully we can keep chipping away at it a little bit at a time.

Friday, February 16, 2024

Feb 16– From Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (1859)

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Feb 16– From Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (1859)

Summary: Some ants enslave other ants.

Commentary: That's about it. Darwin was more interesting when writing about places than things, at least based on this small sample.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Feb 15– All For Love by John Dryden (1677)

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Feb 15– All For Love by John Dryden (1677)

Summary: Antony and Cleopatra love each other, but are doomed!

Commentary: I did not watch this like I did with the last play, and I regret it. This is another one I'm going to have to come back to this weekend.

So, apparently there aren't any easily accessible recordings of this one, despite how popular it is. Especially popular in India apparently... Went back and reread it, but it's not the same as watching. It seems pretty good, though. I'd like to see it. Octavia in particular is well written.


Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Feb 14– Pascal’s “Discourse on The Passion of Love” translated by O. W. Wight

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Feb 14– Pascal’s “Discourse on The Passion of Love” translated by O. W. Wight

Summary: Pascal attempts to overanalyze the rational basis of love, in the least romantic possible Valentine's day reading.

Commentary: Seriously, I've read more romantic descriptions of boiling water. Also, super sexist/heteronormative. And vaguely obsessive. I feel like if Pascal was alive today many women would find him kind of creepy. We couldn't have gotten Sonnet 130 (when I'm asking for a poem instead you know it's bad) or something today? There's got to be at least a dozen (probably a hundred) better pieces on romance already in T5FSOB. 

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Feb 13– Cellini’s Autobiography by Benvenuto Cellini (1563) translated by John Symonds

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Feb 13– Cellini’s Autobiography by Benvenuto Cellini (1563) translated by John Symonds

Summary: Cellini almost single handedly defends Rome.

Comments: Slowly recovering from that stomach bug, and trying to get back into doing the blog properly. This is an odd one. Tonight's selection mostly deals with Cellini supposedly stopping a siege of Rome almost single handedly. From skimming the Wikipedia page, his entire autobiography is apparently like this, with details of his torturing and/or murdering people, summoning demons, etc. It's odd, and not really the kind of thing I'd expected when I started this project, but not uninteresting. He's kind of a Mary Sue though.

Monday, February 12, 2024

Feb 12– Selected Writings by Abraham Lincoln (1863-4)

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Feb 12– Selected Writings by Abraham Lincoln (1863-4)

Summary: Abraham Lincoln helps dedicate a cemetery, gives a bunch of Confederates Amnesty (boo), and writes a letter to console a mother.

Commentary: I don't think I ever realized how short the Gettysburg Address was. Good speech. 

Reconstruction did not go well.

Sucks to lose 5 kids in one war. I wonder if they died in the same battle or something. I think we have laws to prevent that now. Apparently the whole thing may or may not be real.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Feb 11– From Discourse on Method by Decartes (1637), translated by John Veitch (probably)

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Feb 11– From Discourse on Method by Decartes (1637), translated by John Veitch (probably)

Summary: French dude with a massive ego strokes it for 10 pages or so.

Commentary: Seriously, this is just alternating between false modesty and declarations that he's learned everything there is to learn. On the other hand, he calls poetry "Poesy" and I think we should bring that back. Also, sociopathic ramblings about architecture that I think are supposed to be a metaphor for destroying society to install an omnipotent dictator.

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Feb 10– From Letters on England by Voltaire (1733)

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Feb 10– From Letters on England by Voltaire (1733)

Summary: Voltaire thinks the English are smart.

Comments: The breaks are weird here. We pick up most of the way through one letter, finish it, read the whole next one, and then the first halfish of another. All told, the three only come out to about 10 pages, so I've included the full text and marked the official starts and ends. Kind of neat that these were originally published in English, and only translated to French later (Voltaire was fluent in both, as well as Spanish and Italian, as well as some knowledge of at least Latin). 

I think the most interesting take away here is the slightly awkward phrasing that he uses. Most of the paragraphs are very short, and start with a very straight forward topic sentence. While the thinking is deeper, the style is very middle-schooler-learning-to-write-an-essay. In some ways, Mallory was kind of similar, which makes me wonder if that's just a typical French style. I tried to do a little research, but didn't find anything enlightening. In English writing, I feel like there's a constant pendulum movement between very wordy and as terse as possible. A lot of 19th century authors (Dickens or Twain for example) feel like they would never use one word when they could use three or four. For much of the 20th century, as short and unembellished as possible seemed to be the goal. As the once near-canonical Strunk and White said, "omit needless words." We seem to be moving back towards wordy, based on both my reading, and what I'm hearing from professors I've talked to. A lot of people complain about ChatGPT and other LLM AIs being overly wordy, but I think they're just reflecting the current style. It'd be interesting to see 3 or 4 versions trained on text sets of 50 years or so. While you'd obviously get different language, I wonder if you could look at stats like sentence length (or response length) in general. 

In the second letter (on drama) the paragraphs got longer (slightly above average overall), but it feels out of place with how short they are in the first. Then the third one sort of alternates long and short. 

Friday, February 9, 2024

Feb 9– Germany by Tacitus (98), translated by Thomas Gordon

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Feb 9– Germany by Tacitus (98), translated by Thomas Gordon

Summary: Germans are a bunch of crazy savages, and no one would want to live there.

Commentary: I've said it for most of the historical and history-adjacent choices, but I love how vividly they describe the places, people, etc. It's like Germany is some lost colony in a fantasy novel. A lot of the conversation around T5FSOB and similar program boils down to, "Why don't we make kids read this stuff anymore? Kids are dumb!"

On the one hand, there's a lot to read here (15 minutes a day only gets you through ~15% of the collection, by my estimation), and not all of it is particularly worthwhile (BURNS!). But, I do think that more of it than I was given, of than the average US public high school or university covers, would be warranted. These sections, in particular, are super cool. How much better would history class be if you got to read a couple pages of fantasy-novel-esque descriptions of ancient Germans divining and marching to battle while their wives throw them meat? 

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Feb 8– Oh boy, more Burns…

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Feb 8– Oh boy, more Burns…

Summary: Mediocre poems

Commentary: I already complained that Burns got a day in the reading list. I didn't realize he actually gets 8... That puts him ahead of Milton (who I don't love, but is definitely a better poet), Franklin (far superior), and Homer (certainly more influential). He's tied with Emerson, and behind Shakespeare at least. 

The poems are still cliché, the dialect is still awkward, and I'm still disappointed.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Feb 7– Letter to The Right Honorable the Earl of Chesterfield by Samuel Johnson (1755)

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Feb 7– Letter to The Right Honorable the Earl of Chesterfield by Samuel Johnson (1755)

Summary: A grovelly one page letter! (Edit: I must've been half asleep when I wrote this. Not grovelly, sarcastic!)

Commentary: Well, it was only a page, so quick and easy tonight. It really just sounds like an overly humble letter to a patron, not much to say. (Edit: Overly humble because it's sarcastic.)

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Feb 6– From Edward the Second by Marlowe

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Feb 6– From Edward the Second by Marlowe 

Summary: We come in pretty late, so I'm sure I'm missing some of the plot. Mortimer is having an affair with Isabel. Edward II is in prison/sick. He gets tortured by (possibly) LITERAL SATAN. It's a little gay. And kinky. 

 Commentary: Apparently we do get Doctor Faustus, it's just in a volume with Faust instead. This one was a pain to find a decent version of. This is less of a "best" and more of a "least bad." I did find a filmed version here. Our 15 minute reading runs more like half an hour, but it's probably worth it. It has Ian McKellen, and terrible production values. I will say, having read 3 or 4 of his plays, Marlowe reads a lot better than Shakespeare. Honestly, I prefer him in general. Shakespeare may be better at wordplay and what not, but Marlowe is so entertainingly dramatic (20% hammier, you might say). Timothy West is jubilantly chewing the scenery as Mortimer, and he gets to actually have an affair (unlike Iago). People get dragged off stage for execution while screaming! Someone named after Satan kisses/tortures a dude! Regarding my earlier comments about shared cultural references, this is definitely the basis for Count Rugen's torture in The Princess Bride. With the Grail Knight from Last Crusade as the villain. Which is an interesting choice.

Very glad I watched it, but still reads pretty well regardless.

Reflection on Week 5 (Jan 29-Feb 4)

 Link to this week's readings

This was a better week!

Quick review on this week's readings:

29nd Voyage of The Beagle by Darwin: 4/5 Intense racism/Euro-supremacy aside, this was really interestingly written. Write about the real world like it's weird, a fantasy, culture, etc. is a common enough writing prompt, but Darwin does it better. 

30th Antigone by Sophocles: 4/5 It's a play about stealing your brother's body, with strong writing and a genre savvy henchman. Written in 440 BC.

31st Don Quixote by Cervantes: 4/5 It's a novel about a crazy guy who thinks he's in a romance novel and his suffering sidekick that plays it completely straight.

Feb 1st Le Morte d'Arthur by Mallory: 2/5 This is like a series of blurbs to actual King Arthur stories.

2nd Hamlet by Shakespeare: 3/5 Hamlet is a good play. It (and most of Shakespeare) plays way better than it reads though. Unlike Sophocles, who works pretty well on paper.

3rd The Alchemist by Johnson: 3/5 Insult humor and a heist! Also kinda meh on paper, but I'd like to watch it. Maybe it's just an Elizabethan drama thing.

4th Characteristics by Carlyle: 3/5 We do best when everything works together and we don't have to think about it. Not wrong as a thesis, but reaching a little in some places and a bit rambly.

Weekly average 3.3 Again, this probably says more about how much I like prose fiction than anything else. Cervantes and Darwin (whose travelogue is almost enough to make me believe in Creative Non-Fiction) are carrying, with some help from Sophocles. I think that if I switch to watching plays instead/in addition to reading them that Shakespeare and Johnson would both move up some. I'm going to have to go back and read another section/translation of Mallory. I hear nothing but good things about it, but I feel like this chunk was a glorified Wikipedia summary. Carlyle fell for the classic trap of taking a short essay and stretching it out too long without enough material.


Overall Thoughts on The Project:

    We're heavy on fiction this week (and got another one on the 5th, which I read before writing this) and I want to take a minute to appreciate that, since I don't think I did. Yes, it's cool to read founding documents. Yes, I appreciate that I now know that it's possible to read philosophy that isn't, "everything sucks." Yes, some of the essays have been thought provoking. But fiction is just fun, and I still think there's value in having a shared cultural story pool to draw from. I read an article once that said if you read a certain 50 or so stories that you'd have the source of 90% of plots, allusions, etc. That's really cool, and worthwhile to learn about. I think the pool is getting a little wider now as more works exist (and more cultures are represented) but I don't think it's impossible to do. We can probably prune some of the older stuff that's referenced less to help keep it from totally growing out of control. Really, that's true of the canon as a whole. The old stuff still needs to be tested from time to time, just as new stuff should be accepted if it's good enough.

Monday, February 5, 2024

Feb 5– Sinbad excerpt from The Thousand and One Nights, translated by EW Lang

 We did the authentic choice last time

New week; new doc!

Feb 5– Sinbad excerpt from The Thousand and One Nights, translated by EW Lang

Summary: Sinbad's crew forgets him on an island, he hitches a ride on a roc to a valley full of diamonds, and then hides under a sheep (very Odysseus) and has a vulture carry him to safety.

Commentary: Fairly short and straightforward to start the week. I think the most interesting part of this is the descriptions of the animals he encounters. First, he compares the size of everything to elephants (like football fields!) Second, he describes both Rocs (a mythological bird many times larger than any bird that's ever exists) and Rhinos (a real animal). The Roc is basically just described as big scary bird; big enough that the babies can eat elephants! This is a great use of the elephant detail. You could say it had a 50 meter wingspan or whatever, but that's much less tangible. The Rhino gets a couple detailed sentences comparing it to other animals. It's interesting to see a definitely real animal described like it's weirder than a probably mythological one. On the other hand, I guess once you say "big bird" you've pretty much summed up the Roc, where as there's not a lot you can directly compare a Rhino to, so you need more description.

Sunday, February 4, 2024

Feb 4– Characteristics by Thomas Carlyle (1831)

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Feb 4– Characteristics by Thomas Carlyle (1831)

Summary: "The healthy know not of their health, but only the sick." The less conscious you are of something, the better you are.

Commentary: I'm just going to paste in this line, and the overlong comment I already wrote about it.

Is it the skilfulest anatomist that cuts the best figure at Sadler's Wells? or does the boxer hit better for knowing that he has a flexor longus and a flexor brevis?

    This is one of those things that's interesting to look at today, with all the information that's available.

    In chess (for one example) we now have names and win rates and all kinds of things for all the openings, and many people comment that we know too much, and too much time is spent on learning that. But does Magnus Carlson actually memorize all that? Is he just really good at calculating out combinations quickly and far ahead? Does he have a gut instinct, born of talent and honed by years of practice? I expect it's all 3, and that study/knowledge does have value, but there are certainly people who are extremely knowledgeable about a given sport, game, skill, etc., but who aren't great at it.

    They're probably still better than average for the studying though. 

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Feb 3– The Alchemist by Ben Jonson (1610)

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Feb 3– The Alchemist by Ben Jonson (1610)

Summary: This is mostly two dudes insulting each other. Eventually they go to do a heist/con together.

Commentary: This is also part of "Elizabethan Drama" with last night's and the page numbers are continuous between the two volumes. Fun!

I think plays are the hardest thing to read here. We can never get a full one (script takes up so much page space) and they're really intended to be viewed, not read. With poems/songs, you can at least read them out loud to yourself. Maybe I should look into finding videos of all the play sections in the readings. 

Tonight's in particular feels like it "should" be better, but mostly just reads as a lot of gross/insult humor.

How many plays, books, etc. titled The Alchemist are there, anyway? Looks like around a dozen if you count variant spellings.


Bonus Post: How to Save a Sad, Lonely, Angry and Mean Society

 NY Times Link

This column came out a week or so ago in the New York times. I'm not generally a huge fan of David Brook's stuff, but I think he's on the money here. I'm not going to write a ton of commentary (I lied), since I'd just wind up repeating him (and probably some of my own earlier notes), but I'll pull out a few favorite quotes.

   Recently, while browsing in the Museum of Modern Art store in New York, I came across a tote bag with the inscription, “You are no longer the same after experiencing art.” It’s a nice sentiment, I thought, but is it true? Or to be more specific: Does consuming art, music, literature and the rest of what we call culture make you a better person?
Ages ago, Aristotle thought it did, but these days a lot of people seem to doubt it.


    This is, in a quote and a couple sentences, the big question/goal of this entire exercise. Will spending 15 minutes (or longer most days) help me see the world differently? Does doing that help me to be a better (however we define that) person?

   
I’d argue that we have become so sad, lonely, angry and mean as a society in part because so many people have not been taught or don’t bother practicing to enter sympathetically into the minds of their fellow human beings. We’re overpoliticized while growing increasingly undermoralized, underspiritualized, undercultured.


    This is an interesting spin on social-capital theory. In addition to the value of just spending more time with "culture" I also wonder about the value of shared culture. If 3/4 of a community sees the same movie, reads the same book, listens to the same song, etc. that gives them a shared frame of reference. That obviously has value, but we also have to look at what art that is, and where it comes from. I don't want my great grandkids to have to read all the same books I did because someone declared them cultural keystones, but they probably should read some of them.

I went to college at a time and in a place where many people believed that the great books, poems, paintings and pieces of music really did hold the keys to the kingdom. If you studied them carefully and thought about them deeply, they would improve your taste, your judgments, your conduct.

Our professors at the University of Chicago had sharpened their minds and renovated their hearts by learning from and arguing against books. They burned with intensity as they tried to convey what past authors and artists were trying to say.

The teachers welcomed us into a great conversation, traditions of dispute stretching back to Aeschylus, Shakespeare, George Bernard Shaw, Clifford Odets. They held up visions of excellence, people who had seen farther and deeper, such as Augustine, Sylvia Plath and Richard Wright. They introduced us to the range of moral ecologies that have been built over the centuries and come down as sets of values by which we can choose to live — stoicism, Buddhism, romanticism, rationalism, Marxism, liberalism, feminism.

The message was that all of us could improve our taste and judgment by becoming familiar with what was best — the greatest art, philosophy, literature and history. And this journey toward wisdom was a lifelong affair.

    Overlong quote here, but there wasn't a lot I could trim. The idea of The Great Conversation is something I don't ever remember hearing about, despite the fact that I managed to pick up two English literature adjacent degrees. Most of my professors weren't passionate about the authors they were teaching, it was just what was on the syllabus, or a blob or words to practice whatever school of criticism they wanted to talk about. On the occasions that they did care about them, it was mostly vaguely creepy fanboyish adoration. I'm convinced my Am Lit II prof wanted nothing more than to screw Emily Dickinson (after which she'd probably kill him). The idea that studying these works would help us be better people, that artists throughout the ages built on each other, and that we could possibly do the same wasn't mentioned. When I was in undergrad, we couldn't be smart enough to do that, because we were sitting there as students (and therefore idiots), and all human progress had stopped 20 or 30 years ago (conveniently around when most of them had gotten their doctorates...)

   In grad school... I don't really think anyone thought any art was great in grad school. Art was a vehicle to make money, or to reinforce a political viewpoint. The idea of art for art's sake, or even for the sake of trying to look at humanity as a whole, would be like saying you were going to try to better understand humanity by being a telemarketer: possible, but not the primary goal.

   The universe is a silent, colorless place. It’s just waves and particles out there. But by using our imaginations, we construct colors and sounds, tastes and stories, drama, laughter, joy and sorrow.

    I don't have anything to add. This is just a great quote. Maybe I'll print it out.

    Again, the single best part of T5FSOB is the idea that anyone, with a little work, can become a better person. So much of our society today seemingly exists to prove that you're a piece of shit just for breathing, and anything that counteracts that is worth sharing.

Friday, February 2, 2024

Feb 2– Hamlet by Billy Shakespeare (~1600)

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Feb 2– Hamlet by Billy Shakespeare (~1600)

Summary: Hamlet's girlfriend's family tries to convince her not to go with him, his rival gets some advice from his evil dad before leaving, and Hamlet goes to talk to his dad's ghost.

Commentary: Kind of weird seeing Shakespeare in a volume titled "Elizabeth Drama" instead of just himself. Weirder still that it's just him and one Marlowe play, and it's not even Doctor Faustus!

After a lot of complaining about selections, I am glad that we got 1.5 here. "Murder most foul" is great stuff. Plenty of other classic and quotable lines here. Honestly, I don't think there's much to say about Hamlet that hasn't been said, and I don't really have any new revelations (probably since I've read it so many times). It's a good play!

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Feb 1– Le Morte d’Arthur by Thomas Mallory, edited by William Caxton (1485)

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Feb 1– Le Morte d’Arthur by Thomas Mallory, edited by William Caxton (1485)

Summary:

Commentary: I considered swapping this one for a more modern translation (and I think Eliot should've), but I decided picking my way through it would be good for me or build character or something. Overall, feels kind of summaryish. Less like an actual telling of these stories and more like a 15th century Wikipedia entry or something. I dunno. I read it, I put some Monty Python jokes on it, the end.

June 30– From “On Liberty” by John Steward Mill (1859)

  A different Mill (and a solid music video) June 30– From “On Liberty” by John Steward Mill (1859) Summary: Tyranny of the majority bad. Co...