Friday, May 31, 2024

May 31– Prologue to "Leaves of Grass" by Walt Whitman (1855)

 How about Leaves of Glass?

May 31– Prologue to Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman (1855)

Summary:

Commentary: I think I did joke before, but can we take a minute to appreciate how Whitman has two forms, Dandy and Gandalf?


Dandy above and Gandalf below, courtesy of Wikipedia

    That out of the way, onto the prologue:

I'm going to start by saying that starting you poetry collection with a 13 page prologue is a choice. I think I talked recently about how I read an article about reading intros, prologues, etc. after the book. That seems like a good choice here. How am I supposed to know if I like the poems before I read the poems? I think it'd make sense to put a poem or two before the intro, as like a self-epigraph? I think he did, but hard to tell since I don't have the actually book in front of me.

This is one of the better, "America is great because we're the result of a bunch of other countries coming together" I've read, though it could trim a bit (did we really need a list of 15 different trees followed by another list of animals?) It gets into more of a why than you usually see in this kind of writing. Even if I don't agree with all of his conclusions, he at least explains them, rather than going, "AMERICA GREAT! FUCK YOU! MIC DROP!" like we get so often. 

Like a lot of poets, he does like to ramble about how great poets are. I think he'd have been better saving that for its own essay. We do get a shot at moralizing, at least. Poe and I approve. There's some fair writing advice in here (simplicity and definiteness) but it's kind of lost in the giant unfocused ramble (ironic). I like that there can be multiple SUPREME POETS. That's almost humble.

The American bards shall be marked for generosity and affection and for encouraging competitors: they shall be kosmos—without monopoly or secrecy—glad to pass anything to any one—hungry for equals night and day.

I feel like most artists fall on one extreme or the other: all art is equal and we can't compete, or the art I like/make is perfect and everything else personally offends me. Nice to see some healthy competition. 

Thursday, May 30, 2024

May 30– “The Building of The Ship” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1869)

 The poem!

May 30– “The Building of The Ship” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1869)

Summary: The ship is his daughter is his country.

Commentary: I wasn't super stoked for the 9 page long poem, but this wasn't bad. I stayed up late on another project, so not a lot to say tonight.

Wednesday, May 29, 2024

May 29– “The Barber’s Fifth Brother” from "The 1001 Nights translated" by AW Lang

Barbershop Quartet

 May 29– “The Barber’s Fifth Brother” from The 1001 Nights translated by AW Lang

Summary: People with glass treasures shouldn't kick them.

Commentary: I have no idea what the point of this one even was. A poor man gets some money in an inheritance, buy glass to resell, breaks the glass, gets money from a woman, tries to get with her, she takes him to her house but leaves, he gets beat up, almost dies, is saved by salt, kills some people, reunites with the girl, she takes him home again, he gets arrested, flees town, gets beat up again, but then the people who beat him up give him food for the rest of his life.

lol wut pear
https://www.deviantart.com/ursulav/art/The-Biting-Pear-of-Salamanca-29677500


Tuesday, May 28, 2024

May 28– Assorted Poems by Thomas Moore (~1800)

 Look, a cat!

May 28– Assorted Poems by Thomas Moore (~1800)

Summary: Dude is sad about having no friends.

Commentary: Back when Magic: The Gathering used real world texts for flavor text, I think they'd have liked Thomas Moore. He did apparently get one card: Wind Drake


"The Meeting of The Waters" definitely sounds like it could go on a land:

THERE is not in the wide world a valley so sweet

As that vale in whose bosom the bright waters meet;

Tap and Sac: Search your library for two Islands and put them into play tapped.

They'd never print it.

 




Monday, May 27, 2024

May 27– From “Education of The Human Race” by GE Lessing (1780) translated by FW Robertson

 Education, do you need it?

May 27– From “Education of The Human Race” by GE Lessing (1780) translated by FW Robertson

Summary: You need to God.

Commentary: As is often the case with the more religious sections of T5FSOB, I can't tell if Elliot is supporting batshit insane ramblings, or if he's posting them so you can go "wow, these people are fucking nuts," and do some disguised apostasy. This is some crazy guy on the street corner stuff, complete with random capitals, contractions, etc. 

But daily experience could not possibly be permitted to confirm this belief, or else it would have been all over, for ever, with people who had this experience, so far as all recognition and reception was concerned of the truth as yet unfamiliar to them. For if the pious were absolutely happy, and it also of course was a necessary part of his happiness that his satisfaction should be broken by no uneasy thoughts of death, and that he should die old, and satisfied with life to the full: how could he yearn after another life? and how could he reflect upon a thing after which he did not yearn? But if the pious did not reflect thereupon, who then should reflect? The transgressor? he who felt the punishments of his misdeeds, and if he cursed this life, must have so gladly renounced that other existence?

God can't make life too good, or make it too obvious he exists. Instead you need to be miserable and confused so you'll worship him and want to go to heaven.

I think the thing that really sticks out about the Abrahamic religions to me is how horrible their supposedly perfect god is, compared to other religions whose gods are accepted to be flawed. Zeus is an asshole, but the worst thing he'll do (unless you go out of your way to piss him off, and even then he'll "only" kill you) is turn into an armadillo or something and rape you. Yahweh will structure the entire universe as some sort of Rube Goldberg-esque gaslighting ponzi scheme, just so you'll suck up to him in hopes of going to the good afterlife (that you can't be sure exists) instead of the bad afterlife (which is infinitely bad forever). It's like comparing some asshole drug lord to (someone actually worse than) Hitler.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

May 26– "King Lear" 1.1 by William Shakespeare (1606)

 JEJ, Wooooo

May 26– King Lear 1.1 by William Shakespeare (1606)

Summary:

Commentary: Remember that time we had like, the third from last scene of this play with no context and it didn't make sense? It's okay, we've got scene one now. Whatever, Elliot. 

I want to be Hal Holbrook. He gets to wear his goofy jacket, stand half on a desk in his house next to modern art and a pencil sharpener? sewing machine? and talk about theatre, that sounds great. 

I think this is the most elaborately staged non-movie Shakespeare I've ever watched. Most of the actual stage productions I've seen are black box or not much better. This one even has some light pyro! It makes it a little easier to follow, I think, particularly the costuming. 

 I feel like John Cleese was channeling JEJ for his Tim The Enchanter, lots of looonnngggg syllables. 

Saturday, May 25, 2024

May 25– “Heroism” by Ralph Waldo Emerson (1841)

 Have some Wicked, because that's what they're playing at the piano bar where I'm writing this.

May 25– “Heroism” by Ralph Waldo Emerson (1841)

Summary: Emerson summary MadLibs: Emerson completely missed the point of (insert the title of the essay here) and whines.

Commentary: Fuck Emerson. And really, the transcendentalists in general. I don't know who decided that we really needed to read about 1800s hipsters. I think this is probably the worst one I've read. After whining about the lack of any worthwhile writing for awhile, Emerson more or less attempts to define a hero as the opposite. According to him the key to heroism isn't overcoming fear, doubt, etc., and doing things that you aren't sure (or even don't think) you can do, it's just being full of confidence, unapologetic, etc. in the first place. Emerson's would love Captain Hammer. And he likes Burns.

Fuck Emerson.

Friday, May 24, 2024

May 24– From "The Wealth of Nations" by Adam Smith (1776) edited by C.J. Bullock

Money!

May 24– From The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith (1776) edited by C.J. Bullock

Summary: Money makes it easier to buy stuff, and fiat is a scam!

Commentary: This one is kind of on the line between, "cool stuff that people should now more about" and, "no duh." Yeah, it's hard to make change for a cow, and metal is valuable and easy to break and reform. But it's also not something I ever remember specifically being taught, or really thinking about. You just read it and go, "oh yeah, that makes sense."

Slightly more brain working was the section towards the end about how coins originally were for a given weight and purity (eg one pound of sterling silver) that's gradually reduced with time, thus devaluing the currency. I'm not an econ major, but is this like, the original inflation?

Thursday, May 23, 2024

May 23– Assorted Poems by Thomas Hood (~1845)

 I think Hood would've liked Les Mis

May 23– Assorted Poems by Thomas Hood (~1845)

Summary: Poor people die, it's sad.

Commentary: I read the description for these, and I was not excited. They're actually pretty good. Sad, but not overly melodramatic. Not too many awkward rhymes or phrases. Thematically, lots of sad/poor people dying. "Bridge of Sighs" in particular has some real Les Mis vibes. Pulling the body out, slowly passing it, one stanza per character.

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

May 22– From "I Promessi Sposi" (The Betrothed) by Allessandro Manzoni (1827)

 Finally "1"

May 22– From I Promessi Sposi (The Betrothed) by Allessandro Manzoni (1827)

Summary: Setting, expo expo expo, ACTION!, expo.

Commentary: This is, I believe, the FOURTH excerpt we've gotten from this book. It's finally chapter 1. It's one thing to give us a more exciting chapter the very first time, but THREE in a row and then bounce back? Absolutely ridiculous.

We get a full page describing the landscape, which might explain Elliot's reluctance to start us with this one. Then there's a weird narrator's note? I checked, and it is in the original, not just a translator's note. It's weirdly specific (exact dates) and vague (not naming towns and figures) at the same time. An interesting device. I think timing is one of the most under/misused tools in fiction (stories that cram 1000 events into a day or two, serials that take literal years to cover an evening), so I'm curious to see if Manzoni will play with it here.

We keep going with basically a summary of background info/another story. Finally, about five pages in, we get some actual present day events, a priest be threatened not to perform the wedding of (I think) the main characters. A solid start for a romance novel, if we'd gotten to it sooner.

No one ever told Manzoni show don't tell, as we get literal pages of narration about legality and morality uninterrupted.

My five-and-twenty readers may imagine what impression such an encounter as has been related above would make on the mind of this pitiable being. 

The old Italian version of "the three people reading this blog."

 

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

May 20th– Shakespeare’s Sonnets (1609)

 T Swift or Shakespeare

May 20th– Shakespeare’s Sonnets (1609)

Summary: Fair Youth, boo; Dark Lady, yay

Commentary: I switched the dates for today and yesterday, oops. I partially blame it on them both being from the same volume, which I don't think has ever happened before. We got all Fair Youth sonnets, with a bunch of skipping around. We get an entire book of BUUUURRRRNNNNSSSSS, but Elliot apparently couldn't manage the quarter of a book or less the full sonnets would've taken.

I don't really care for the Fair Youth sonnets, which are saccharine to the point of self parody. We start with #18, "Shall I compare the to a summer's day..."

Compare the far better #130:

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;

Coral is far more red than her lips' red;

If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;

If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.

I have seen roses damasked, red and white,

But no such roses see I in her cheeks;

And in some perfumes is there more delight

Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.

I love to hear her speak, yet well I know

That music hath a far more pleasing sound;

I grant I never saw a goddess go;

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.

   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare

   As any she belied with false compare.

The Dark Lady set, about loving someone who isn't the most beautiful ever, who has sinned, etc. is much more interesting than the generic gushing he does about "The Fair Youth" 

#30 (XXX) is disappointingly non-bawdy, but 31 talks about bosoms and loving parts at least.

 I do like #54, where the imagery (a rose vs canker) actually does something beyond gush about how pretty Shakespeare's crush is.

#57 is about being a slave and waiting around for his "sovereign"'s desires. Who knew Shakespeare was so kinky?

Being your slave what should I do but tend,

Upon the hours, and times of your desire?


Monday, May 20, 2024

May 21– "An Essay on Man" by Alexander Pope (1734)

 Don't love the song, but impressive to get the Sydney Symphony Orchestra to go along with the bit.

May 20– "An Essay on Man" by Alexander Pope (1734)

Summary: What if we took a shitty didactic Christian moral philosophy essay and turned it into a poem?

Commentary: He claims turning it into poetry made it shorter. Bullshit. I'm just gonna let Poe handle this one.

While the epic mania — while the idea that, to merit in poetry, prolixity is indispensable — has, for some years past, been gradually dying out of the public mind, by mere dint of its own absurdity — we find it succeeded by a heresy too palpably false to be long tolerated, but one which, in the brief period it has already endured, may be said to have accomplished more in the corruption of our Poetical Literature than all its other enemies combined. I allude to the heresy of The Didactic. It has been assumed, tacitly and avowedly, directly and indirectly, that the ultimate object of all Poetry is Truth. Every poem, it is said, should inculcate a moral; and by this moral is the poetical merit of the work to be adjudged. We Americans especially have patronized this happy idea; and we Bostonians, very especially, have developed it in full. We have taken it into our heads that to write a poem simply for the poem's sake, and to acknowledge such to have been our design, would be to confess ourselves radically wanting in the true poetic dignity and force: — but the simple fact is, that, would we but permit ourselves to look into our own souls we should immediately there discover that under the sun there neither exists nor can exist any work more thoroughly dignified — more supremely noble than this very poem — this poem per se — this poem which is a poem and nothing more — this poem written solely for the poem's sake.

We read that back in January I think. Thanks, Eddy! 

Reflections on Week 20 (May 13 to 19)

 Link to readings

Alright, let's try to do a little better this week. Getting it up earlier at least.

Quick review on this week's readings:

May 13 BUUUURNS0/5 Still bad.

May 14 Vaccination Against Smallpox by Jenner: 5/5 So cool to read a firsthand account of (one of?) the most important medical discoveries of all time. Jenner is decent writer, which helps.

May 15 The Divine Comedy by Dante: 3/5 Dante writes tentacle porn, and Elliot continues to pick weird sections of TDC to feature.

May 16 Poetry of The Celtic Races by Renan: 3/5 Renan continues to be an interest writer, but I continue to wonder why we read about the Mabinogion instead of just reading a translation of it. They'd been available for over 100 years when T5FSOB was pubished.

May 17 "The Apology" by Plato: 1/5 Plato/Socrates: Please reward my bad behavior. 1 instead of 0 only for its historic significance.

May 18 "Little Ida's Flowers" by Andersen: 2/5 Passable HCA story.

May 19 The Golden Sayings of  Epictetus by Crossley: 0/5 A garbage translation that certainly doesn't belong in T5FSOB

Weekly Average: 2 Without those two zeros, this could've been a great week.

Overall Thoughts on The Project:

Burns still sucks, Crossley can fuck right off. I don't understand why Elliot loves Burns so much, but I acknowledge that he's a reasonably famous poet. Crossley does not belong in here, full stop. I have no idea why Elliot decided to put someone actively butchering a classic in here. At this point, at least 3 other translations had been published. The oldest was in the public domain, and, while it received some criticism, was at least better than Crossley's by virtue of keeping the text intact. The Golden Sayings is like that shitty $5 editions on the bargain rack at Barnes & Noble. 

 Rounding out the low scorers today, we have Plato's Apology. I think Plato does a fantastic job of encapsulating all the worst of philosophy in his Allegory of The Cave, and this dovetails there nicely. Socrates, as far as I can tell, was basically just Ben Shapiro. He rolled around Athens getting into stupid debates with people while a bunch of teenage boys worshiped him. The Athenians put him on trial to kill him, which seems a little extreme. Until Socrates goes, "I could probably get exiled or just pay a fine, my friends would cover for it. But nah, either free room and board for life of death." Fuck that, off with his head-lock. Plato thinks everyone except for himself and Socrates are idiots who can't even begin to comprehend reality or how dumb they are. Any philosophy that can be boiled down to, "you're a moron and can't know anything" isn't a philosophy of any practical use. If nothing is real then nothing (including the philosophy) matters.

And lastly, as always, a quick shout out to Jenner and a love of the first person sciencey stuff.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Reflections on Week 19 (May 6 to 12)

Link to readings

Busy busy week

Quick review on this week's readings:

May 6 Cellini's Autobiography: 1/5 There's a minimum level of "middle school anime power fantasy" in the good sections of Cellini's autobiography. This one isn't there, and so it's skippable.

May 7 Assorted Poems by Browning: 3/5 Decent enough. Very Poe.

May 8 The School for Scandal by Brinsley: 3/5 Stock plot, but funny.

May 9 Letters On The Aesthetical Education Of Man by Schiller: 3/5 Some valuable (if underdeveloped) commentary on making philosophy and education relevant to the world that actually exists, not what we imagine, wish, or remember.

May 10 The Discovery of Guiana by Raleigh: 1/5 Probably the weakest of the travelogues we've read so far. Definitely not worth a day on the reading list, and probably not in the collection as a whole (maybe other sections are better).

May 11 Duchess of Malfi by Webster: 2/5 Reading plays is hard. Seemed funny

May 12 Poems by Rossetti: 2/5 Generic poems about love and beauty. 

Weekly Average: 2.14 A lot of the readings this week fell into a kind of "generic, but okay" trap. It's sometimes hard to tell with older works if they were generic at the time, or a bit more creative.

Overall Thoughts on The Project:

When you have a kind of meh week followed by a very busy week, you don't get great reflection. I don't think there was much in this week that really pushed me, thought wise. I'll probably track down and watch both plays, and Schiller's essay exists in an interesting point right on the divide between what I'd personally define as "good" (concrete and realistic) and "bad" (overly hypothetical and pointless) philosophy in a way that's illustrative.

May 19– "The Golden Sayings of Epictetus" translated and arranged by Hastings Crossley

 Some of these quotes might even be in here!

May 19– The Golden Sayings of Epictetus translated and arranged by Hastings Crossley

Summary:

Commentary: This is kind of an odd text for T5FSOB. Elliot traditionally did his best to include complete, original works (which is why we occasionally don't get an author's most famous work, but a shorter but "lesser" one instead). The Golden Sayings of Epictetuts is just a questionably translated collection of quotes from Epictetus's philosophy, as collated by Crossley. Even the original text was apparently collected and written by one of Epictetus's students, not by him originally.

Not knowing the original texts, this looks very heavily Christianized, to the point of being largely useless. They're also extremely wordy, to a degree that seems put upon. The formatting is also weird. Sometimes a story will be broken into multiple small chunks, while others ramble on for half a page. There doesn't seem to be any clear logic to the arrangement.

All that said, I did enjoy a couple of them:

Above all, remember that the door stands open. Be not more fearful than children; but as they, when they weary of the game, cry, “I will play no more,” even so, when thou art in the like case, cry, “I will play no more” and depart. But if thou stayest, make no lamentation.

 As an adult, I think being willing to get up and say, "this isn't for me," rather than throw a tantrum (or go whine about in on your Twitter later) is really undervalued. Obviously, we sometimes have to put up with things, but being able to remove yourself from a situation is a mature and valid reaction.

Wouldst thou have men speak good of thee? speak good of them. And when thou hast learned to speak good of them, try to do good unto them, and thus thou wilt reap in return their speaking good of thee.

In which Epictetus (and Crossley) channel Ben Franklin

 

Friday, May 17, 2024

May 17– “The Apology” by Plato (~400 BC) translated by Benjamin Jowett

 No music

May 17– “The Apology” by Plato (~400 BC) translated by Benjamin Jowett

Summary: Socrates is an asshole.

Commentary: I think this is the first time I got the blog up after midnight. The more I read about Socrates, the more I support killing him. I'll probably come back to this later.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

May 16– From Poetry of The Celtic Races by Ernest Renan (1890) translated by W.G. Hutchinson

 Celtic Woman

May 16– From Poetry of The Celtic Races by Ernest Renan (1890) translated by W.G. Hutchinson

Summary: Someday, I'll get around to reading The Mabinogion.

Commentary: 

Each man appears as a kind of demi-god characterised by a supernatural gift. This gift if nearly always connected with some miraculous object, which in some measure is the personal seal of him who possesses it. The inferior classes, which this people of heroes necessarily supposes beneath it, scarcely show themselves, except in the exercise of some trade, for practising which they are held in high esteem. 

It's an RPG!

wild-boar king Twrch Trwyth, who with his seven cubs holds in check all the heroes of the Round Table.

King Arthur needs an AR15. 

The charm of the Mabinogion principally resides in the amiable serenity of the Celtic mind, neither sad nor gay, ever in suspense between a smile and a tear.

That's a good tone.

I enjoy the entire paragraph about how classy everyone is. 

 

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

May 15– From "The Divine Comedy" by Dante (1321)

 Dante Music

May 15– From The Divine Comedy by Dante (1321)

Summary: Dante writes snake porn.

Commentary: Seriously, look at this:

Should stand attentive, plac’d against my lips

 [...]

the hinder on the thighs
Were spread, ’twixt which the tail inserted curl’d

[...]

Each melted into other, mingling hues,

[...]

The thighs and legs into such members chang’d,

[...]

So answer’d, that the serpent split his train 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

May 14– From "Vaccination Against Smallpox" by Edward Jenner (1798)

"The Ballad of Smallpox Gone"

May 14– From Vaccination Against Smallpox by Edward Jenner (1798)

Summary: People who get cowpox don't get smallpox (but not entirely vice versa).

Commentary: I've said it before, but I enjoy both the science selections, and the first hand ones. It makes me wonder how many other writings by scientists, explorers, etc. are there out there for me to read that I just know about. Much better to read a first hand account than some textbook summary, Wikipedia article, etc.

Reading his accounts of inoculating people definitely have some mad science/questionable ethics vibes.

In the year 1792, conceiving herself, from this circumstance, secure from the infection of the smallpox, she nursed one of her own children who had accidentally caught the disease, but no indisposition ensued. During the time she remained in the infected room, variolous matter was inserted into both her arms, but without any further effect than in the preceding case.

Monday, May 13, 2024

May 13– BBBBBBUUUUURRRRNNNNSSSSSS

Mr. Burns

May 13– BBBBBBUUUUURRRRNNNNSSSSSS

Summary: Dogs

Commentary: Is Burns a terrible English poet with a lazy gimmick, or a questionable Scottish poet who doesn't belong in this collection? 

Sunday, May 12, 2024

May 12– “The Blessed Damozel” and Other Poems by Dante Rossetti (1850)

 The poem

May 12– “The Blessed Damozel” and Other Poems by Dante Rossetti (1850)

Summary: Poems about loving pretty people.

Commentary: "The Blessed Damozel" really needs a lute in the background or something. I like that most of stanza four is a parenthetical. Then all of sixteen and seventeen all, and that just blew my mind. These go with Milton's assorted generic middle school poems in terms of style. Yep, love, beauty, rhymes, we got it. 

Saturday, May 11, 2024

May 11– Act 1 of "The Duchess of Malfi" (1623) by John Webster

 The play

May 11– Act 1 of The Duchess of Malfi (1623) by John Webster

Summary:

Commentary: I was surprised how hard it was to find a recording of this. I had thought it was a fairly popular play. Youtube only had 2, and the other was an iffy recording of a 1972 BBC production The weird part was that it was chunked into 13 parts, but not built around the 10 or 15 minute limit that used to be normal.

I didn't actually get to watch it today, just read the script, since I was in bad internet and it was late.

Someone is a saucy and ambitious devil, and that sounds like a great thing to be.

Friday, May 10, 2024

May 10– From "The Discovery of Guiana" (1596) by Sir Walter Raleigh

 Raleigh was looking for El Dorado (Also, we need more protagonists with villain songs)

May 10– From The Discovery of Guiana (1596) by Sir Walter Raleigh

Summary: Yep, he found Guiana.

Commentary: First, and most importantly, this picture exists:

I don't even know what to alt text here. Man reclining with very long pipe while a servant tip toes in the background? Totally undersells it. Thanks, Wikipedia

    They have gold croissants. Which I assume is an arm band or some other crescent shaped piece of jewelry.
we use for spleen-stones (stones reduced to powder and taken internally to cure maladies of the spleen)

Thanks for clarifying, Sir Walter.

This is gross: 

Hereof the Spaniards make great profit; for buying a maid of twelve or thirteen years for three or four hatchets, they sell them again at Margarita in the West Indies for fifty and an hundred pesos, which is so many crowns.

 You can't describe people as having "the most valiant and manly speech" and not quote them!

These Tivitivas are a very goodly people and very valiant, and have the most manly speech and most deliberate that ever I heard of what nation soever.

 

 

Thursday, May 9, 2024

May 9– "Letters On The Aesthetical Education Of Man" by Frederick Schiller (1794)

 Nothing to do with the reading. Someone just recommended this album to me and I liked it.

May 9– Letters On The Aesthetical Education Of Man by Frederick Schiller (1794)

Summary: What we want/need physically sometimes contradicts how we think/feel morally.

Commentary: I appreciate that Schiller addressed the above, though I don't know if he quite gets to it concretely enough. I think a lot of philosophy exists in this detached semi-idealized (or completely trashed and pointless) world that doesn't work in real life, so kudos for avoiding that, if in a somewhat nebulous way. 

Pull quote for today:

It is unsatisfactory to live out of your own age and to work for other times. It is equally incumbent on us to be good members of our own age as of our own state or country. If it is conceived to be unseemly and even unlawful for a man to segregate himself from the customs and manners of the circle in which he lives, it would be inconsistent not to see that it is equally his duty to grant a proper share of influence to the voice of his own epoch, to its taste and its requirements, in the operations in which he engages.

I think a lot of people would benefit from this advice. We spend so much time idolizing the past. People need to live, work, etc. for their own time, not when you wish you lived (based on probably inaccurate information anyway.) 

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

May 8– "The School for Scandal" by Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1777)

 The scene from a 1975 PBS adaptation

May 8– The School for Scandal by Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1777)

Summary: If your husband thinks you're having an affair, you have to (act like?) you're having an affair to comfort him.

Commentary: I've said it before, but I think coming in at the middle of plays is harder than the middle of novels. This one was funny enough, seems like generic classic theatre plot #252B (The affair), but reasonably executed. Bernard Behrens is in it, and also in the Star Wars radio drama I talked about the other day. Excellent use of music. I'd watch the rest.

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

#AtoZChallenge Reflections

 Did you win? Yep! I think there was one day that I technically finished at 12:15 or something, but I'm counting it.

Did you post an alphabet of letter-inspired posts? Yes. Some were easier than others.

Did you HOP to other A to Z participants? I did.

Do you believe your blog saw an increase in traffic and comments during April 2024? It definitely did! And still is.

Did you check the MasterList to be sure your entry was correct? Yes. It was fine.

What changes do you hope the team might consider for next year? Less hops. It's just extra paperwork.

Will you do the challenge again next year? If this blog is still active, probably. I'll be done with the reading list, so I'm not sure how I'll be continuing.

Did you use the http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/2024-graphics.html Graphics page? Only once or twice.

Is the HTML useful to you? No

Have you followed the social media of the A to Z Challenge? No

Do you have a favorite blog that you found during the challenge this year? https://theotherside.timsbrannan.com/

Did you use a theme in 2024? Any thoughts on themes? I'm themed all year this year with the Harvard Classics Reading List. It makes it easier to post everyday.

Was taking part in the challenge a positive experience for you and your blog? Yes

Will you consider doing the challenge again next year? Probably, if I'm still blogging regularly.

May 7– Assorted Poems by Robert Browning (1842)

 I like when it's poems, because I can always find them on Youtube

May 7– Assorted Poems by Robert Browning (1842)

Summary: Murder poem!

Commentary: There really should be more murder poems. It's a good subject. Although multiple poems about attractive dead women in the same collection is a little creepy. I appreciate how he gets right to it in our final selection "Evelyn Hope":

Beautiful Evelyn Hope is dead!

Beautiful and dead. That's his jam. Poe would've approved, I suppose. They were somewhat contemporaneous, so I looked to see if either commented on the other.  Doesn't look like it, which is surprising, given how much criticism Poe did.

Monday, May 6, 2024

Revenge of The Sixth: Star Wars Classics: "From The Adventures of Luke Skywalker"

 Doing another one of these since I went back and finished the novelization of the original Star Wars last week. I should probably spin them off into another blog, but I don't have the time/energy to set up a new one tonight.

This is gonna be short. It's not very good. Foster was not a good writer for these. Not because he's a bad writer, he's just not in the pulpy/fun realm that Star Wars wants to be in. I've heard his Alien is good, and I think he'd be a better fit for that. Besides author mismatch, it also suffers from the "almost like the movie" weirdness where things are off just a little (I don't think R2D2 has wheels) in a way that's more unsettling than interesting. It's also based on an earlier version of the story, which means you have weird stuff like the Luke's first trench run at the end that doesn't fulfill any purpose.

Overall: 2/5 Probably worth a read if you're a big Star Wars or movie novelization fan (it's short!) but not a great book on its own merits.

Reflections on Week 18 (April 29 to May 6)

 Link to readings

On time!

Quick review on this week's readings:

April 29 1001 Nights2/5 Not as good as some of the other 1001 Nights sections, but I'm amused by the on head burden bearing.

April  30 "First Inaugural Address" by Washington: 3/5 It's easier to talk about laws when there are less of them.

May 1 "Of Person's One Would Wish To Have Seen" by Hazzlit: 1/5 Felt very superficial and pointless.

May 2 "Lecture on Magnetism and Electricity" by Faraday: 4/5 Really cool to look at a plan for a lecture from 150 years ago.

May 3 The Prince by Machiavelli: 3/5 Great use of real world examples.

May 4 "Science and Culture" by Huxley: 3/5 I don't agree with a lot of what he had to say, but I think the topic is good to include in the readings.

May 5 Life is a Dream by De La Barca: 2/5 Reading plays is hard. Seemd funny 

Weekly Average: 2.28 Really being carried on the back of good instructional writing this week.

Overall Thoughts on The Project:

"Science and Culture" by Huxley was the thinker this week. One of the things I like to talk about when I speak with people in real life about this project is how interesting it is that Elliot created one of the most enduring liberal education curriculums, and was also behind the "professionalization" of American universities with majors, thus also having a hand in the decimation of liberal education. Huxley's essay is definitely on the "major" side of things. He pays very brief lip service to the value of the liberal arts, but it feels transparently bullshit to me. 

A lot of my thoughts on this weeks readings are education related (Faraday's literal lecture notes, Machiavelli's great use of concrete examples, Huxley's education philosophy). Overall (as an ed major), I wish we'd learned more about the philosophy of education in undergrad. It's a term that gets thrown around a lot, but I don't feel like most teachers could really tell you much, beyond whatever boilerplate "prepare students to be successful after school" and a couple of buzzwords that are current. There's a lot of room for debate in the value of more general vs specialized education and we barely talk about it.

May 6– From "Cellini’s Autobiography" (1887) translated by John Addington Symonds

Medusa

May 6– From Cellini’s Autobiography (1887) translated by John Addington Symonds

Summary: Cellini is like, the best goldsmith ever you guys.

Commentary: That's it. That's the whole thing. Cellini being a badass goldsmith isn't even as memeable as when he was a badass fighter.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

May 5th– From Life Is A Dream by Pedro Calderon De La Barca (1635) translated by Edward Fitzgerald

The play!

May 5th– From Life Is A Dream by Pedro Calderon De La Barca (1635) translated by Edward Fitzgerald

Summary: From Spain to Poland on a donkey.

Commentary: The production linked about is obviously from a different translation. Tried it for a bit, but decided I didn't care for something so different. It looks like a fun play, and I may watch it later.

That's one thing I'm looking forward to when I'm done with this project, not having to go hunt down some specific 150 year old translation. I can just grab whatever is well reviewed or accessible and roll with it when I come back to these.

Saturday, May 4, 2024

May 4th– “Science and Culture” by Thomas Huxley (1880)

 May the 4th Be With You

May 4th– “Science and Culture” by Thomas Huxley (1880)

Summary: Do more science!

Commentary:

In the last century, the combatants were the champions of ancient literature, on the one side, and those of modern literature on the other; but, some thirty years ago, the contest became complicated by the appearance of a third army, ranged round the banner of Physical Science.

 It's weird to think that a hundred years ago there weren't hundreds of majors.

From the time that the first suggestion to introduce physical science into ordinary education was timidly whispered, until now, the advocates of scientific education have met with opposition of two kinds. On the one hand, they have been pooh-poohed by the men of business who pride themselves on being the representatives of practicality; while, on the other hand, they have been excommunicated by the classical scholars, in their capacity of Levites in charge of the ark of culture and monopolists of liberal education.

On the other hand, this hasn't changed at all! There's still the "go to college so you can get a job" people and the "society stopped advancing the second I got my doctorate" people ruining things for everyone.

How often have we not been told that the study of physical science is incompetent to confer culture; that it touches none of the higher problems of life; and, what is worse, that the continual devotion to scientific studies tends to generate a narrow and bigoted belief in the applicability of scientific methods to the search after truth of all kinds. How frequently one has reason to observe that no reply to a troublesome argument tells so well as calling its author a “mere scientific specialist.” And, as I am afraid it is not permissible to speak of this form of opposition to scientific education in the past tense; may we not expect to be told that this, not only omission, but prohibition, of “mere literary instruction and education” is a patent example of scientific narrow-mindedness? [...]

 For I hold very strongly by two convictions—The first is, that neither the discipline nor the subject-matter of classical education is of such direct value to the student of physical science as to justify the expenditure of valuable time upon either; and the second is, that for the purpose of attaining real culture, an exclusively scientific education is at least as effectual as an exclusively literary education.

An early formulation of the modern STEM vs Liberal Arts debate. A debate which, honestly, has always felt highly manufactured to me. I'm friends with a bunch of people who were STEM majors in undergrad. Almost all of them like the arts. They run book clubs, they play in bands or orchestras, etc. Likewise, I know bunch of Arts majors who are amateur electricians, make their own soap, etc. To me, STEM vs LA seems more like something that gets pushed by people who are neither, in an attempt to... I dunno, turn us all into MBAs? Stir division among educated people to further some political end? 

If you're following this blog, I think it's pretty obvious what I think. A well rounded education, science and humanities, practical and hypothetical, sciences and arts, historical and modern, is best for everyone. You can't learn everything about everything, but you should know enough to know what you're interested in, what's worth knowing, and how to find out more when you need it. 

Cooking is a great example of this. It's considered both an art and a science, and it's one of those things where once you master a half dozen basic skills, you can combine them to cook a hundred different things by learning only a little more.

Huxley gets there eventually (after talking about how classical education doesn't have enough science/math after talking about how it has science and math...)

Nevertheless, I am the last person to question the importance of genuine literary education, or to suppose that intellectual culture can be complete without it. An exclusively scientific training will bring about a mental twist as surely as an exclusively literary training. The value of the cargo does not compensate for a ship’s being out of trim; and I should be very sorry to think that the Scientific College would turn out none but lop-sided men.

This comes about three quarters of the way through the essay, and it feels like a superficial concession that only lasts about half a page. He seems to mostly thing you need to study languages so you can read science in other languages. 

At first, through the intermediation of Arabic translations, afterwards, by the study of the originals, the western nations of Europe became acquainted with the writings of the ancient philosophers and poets, and, in time, with the whole of the vast literature of antiquity

This is a cool little classics fact that I never knew. 

Friday, May 3, 2024

May 3rd– The Prince by Machiavelli (1532) Translated by NH Thomson

 Purple Rain

May 3rd– The Prince by Machiavelli (1532) Translated by NH Thomson

Summary: Evil Overlord List #0

Commentary: I really appreciate all the concrete examples in here. We get whole paragraphs like this:

King Louis was brought into Italy by the ambition of the Venetians, who hoped by his coming to gain for themselves a half of the State of Lombardy. I will not blame this coming, nor the part taken by the King, because, desiring to gain a footing in Italy, where he had no friends, but on the contrary, owing to the conduct of Charles, every door was shut against him, he was driven to accept such friendships as he could get. And his designs might easily have succeeded had he not made mistakes in other particulars of conduct.

Really helps to illustrate how to be a proper, efficient dictator. 

I also like how both of Vizinni's classic blunders are addressed. Poorly planned conquests of Venice (close enough) and starting land wars in Asia.


Thursday, May 2, 2024

Reflections on Week 17 (April 22-28)

Link to readings

Well, at least I got it up the right week.

Quick review on this week's readings:

April 22 "Fundamental Principles..." by Kant: 4/5 Philosophy where stuff actually matters! Wow!

April 23 King Lear by Shakespeare: 2/5 King Lear is a good play, but this selection is borderline unfollowable without already knowing what's going on.

April 24 Origin of Species by Darwin: 2/5 Much prefer Beagle. Very dry.

April 25 Germany by Tacitus: 2/5 And the candy corn tribe likes bad candy, and is bordered by the Nintendo tribe, who hate the Sega tribe, who trade with the Opinel tribe for pocket knives...

April 26 "Miracles" by Hume: 3/5 Probably least fedora-tippy versions of this essay I've ever read.

April 27 "Beauty" by Emerson: 1/5 Emerson writes a passable essay about novelty, insults everyone, and doesn't really follow his own point.

April 28 Ecclesiastes from The Bible: 2.5/5 Like Job, it's hard to rate this. If we assume Elliot is using it as an example of Christianity/God being terrible, 5/5. If we're meant to read it as a serious ethical/philosophical text 0/5. 

Weekly Average: 2.36 This was just a rough week overall. Readings were fairly long on average, and not particularly good. Can we just never do any of the Transcendentalists ever again and replace them with George Sears? He's at least as valid philosophically, actually knows about nature, and is a much better writer.

Overall Thoughts on The Project:

The philosophers scored the two highest marks this week. I've talked before about how I wanted to know more about philosophy, and we're finally getting to some of the ones who seem like they'd be interesting to study in more depth.

May 2nd– Faraday’s Lecture on Magnetism and Electricity (1873)

 Safety First!

May 2nd– Faraday’s Lecture on Magnetism and Electricity (1873) 

Summary: Magnets, how do they work?

Commentary: I'd been waiting for one of these with some interest. So far, the only science I've gotten is a bit of Darwin, who is better as a travel/cultural writer. Now that we get into some hard science, I was curious to see how much of it holds up today, 150+ years later. This one is less of a direct science article, and more of a guide to a lecture, which is pretty cool. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a recording of anyone recreating these, although I did for another set he did on candles and chemistry.



I like the illustrations in this, clean and very... illustrative. Also, the little bracket notes on "wave this here" or "show this again" are cute. Obviously, the effect is lost somewhat on paper vs actually seeing it. It is a new format we haven't seen yet though, so points for variety.

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

May 1st– “Of Persons One Would Wish To Have Seen” by William Hazzlit (1826)

Judas!

 May 1st– “Of Persons One Would Wish To Have Seen” by William Hazzlit (1826)

Summary: 

Commentary: I just want to start with this phrase from the introduction: "but gradually convinced himself that he could not excel in this art." 

I don't know exactly what to make of this. Did he suck at painting/not enjoy it? Did he like it but have depression? Did he get bullied? It's an odd and kind of sad phrasing. Generally, you should probably avoid convincing yourself not to excel at things. Although it's also good to accept that you probably won't be good at everything, and it's not worth torturing yourself over forcing yourself to try to get good at something you're not enjoying/finding worthwhile.

This starts with a massive quote that doesn't really have a lot of context. Weird spot to start. Really, this whole thing is just kind of a classics smorgasbord/circlejerk. That's cool if you're into it, I guess.

June 30– From “On Liberty” by John Steward Mill (1859)

  A different Mill (and a solid music video) June 30– From “On Liberty” by John Steward Mill (1859) Summary: Tyranny of the majority bad. Co...